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Friday, February 11th, 2011 08:53 pm
If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie Labyrinth, then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world.
— Sarrolyne on the power of David Bowie's Area, Metaquotes

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MemeticSexGod


What is an "Area" you might ask?
1. Length multiplied by Width
2. A portion of the body consisting of the genitalia, groin, and inner thighs
3. The part of David Bowie that is all-encomposing, and pre-dates the written word.
see also: region, crotch, domain, bulge, package, unit, zone, quadrant, contour map, midgard serpent, tent

http://id34111.securedata.net/areaology/
http://id34111.securedata.net/areaology/area.html

::DIESDIESDIES::
Saturday, February 12th, 2011 05:36 am (UTC)
OMG, that's hilarious!
Saturday, February 12th, 2011 12:40 pm (UTC)
I know people who have never seen Labyrinth. I intend to test out this theory.
Sunday, February 13th, 2011 08:49 pm (UTC)
WIN.
Tuesday, February 15th, 2011 08:41 am (UTC)
*grins*