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Thursday, July 15th, 2010 02:43 pm

Better than Perfect

AN: Assume post-series sometime or other. Thanks to Violet Garnets for pointing out mistakes! ^_^b

Summary: Wherein Naruto has a scheme to remove Kakashi's mask, and Kakashi plays a game of gay chicken (he cheats).

Warnings: really really NC-17, semi-het (ie. Sexy no Jutsu)

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"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."
- General George S. Patton

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The blond-haired 'callgirl' shuddered as Kakashi ran a knuckle back and forth between her legs, over her panties, across the slight dip where she was the hottest, where the cloth was slowly growing wet.

"What was you name again?" Kakashi said, amused, wondering when the other shoe would drop, but deciding to play along however long he could get away with it. He bit and licked lightly at the corners of 'her' mouth through his mask, having already removed his hitai-ate, and smiled at the smell of miso.

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:53 pm

Meditations on the art of Not-Speaking

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AN: NaruKakaNaru. Naruto's various ages, but the relationship first happens when he's around 16.5.

There were more challenges in the KakaNaru LJ comm and I decided to stick them in the same universe as the previous set. The prompts were: rain, family, surprise, wet, mask.

Warnings: reaaaally NC-17 for a couple of them, hops around time-wise, a lot of story between the cracks, 'surprise' is kinda kinky.

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(mask)

"You know, I don't know who he thinks he's kidding." Asuma muttered, looking back down at the shoji board.

"Oh?" Shikimaru glanced up and around. From the noise he'd guess that Naruto was back from his several-year-long trip. And there, off in the distance, so he was, bookended by one of the Sanin and Sharingan no Kakashi, who had his nose in a new book.

Hmm. Mostly, had his nose in a new book. When the blond wasn't looking, the Copy Nin kept sneaking glances over at the teen. Read more... )

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:50 pm

Meditations on the act of Not-Failing

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AN: NaruKakaNaru. Naruto's various ages, but the relationship happens when he's like 16.5.

So there was this challenge in the KakaNaru LJ comm...And it was only supposed to be one sentence per prompt. But I failed at it... BECAUSE I WROTE TOO MUCH. And I repost because I think they turned out rather well, and 'cause they worked out into a single universe. The prompts were: sunshine, regret, desire, death, white, road.

Warnings: NC-17, hops around time-wise, a lot of story between the cracks.

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(road)

"Kakashi."

"Yo." He gave a lazy wave towards Asuma, not taking his eye from the training field.

"Shouldn't you be like, training them?"

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:49 pm

Breadcrumbs

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AN: KakaNaruKaka. Naruto's 26.

Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns Naruto, the bitch.

Warnings: Er. Sorta het? Sorta explicit? XD It's all in the first paragraph tho.

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"...and she moaned as Kentaro thrust into her, thighs shaking with the effort of balancing on the railing, and the chill wind teasing at where they were so so hot. No one had better look up, Yukia thought, or at least they better have enough self preservation to shut the hell-"

"That never happened." Kakashi blinked his eye open slowly and coughed.

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:46 pm

The Emperor's New Clothes

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AN: KakaNaruKaka. Naruto's 23ish? Hijinks. Thanks to romantiscue for audiencing and Wingwyrm for pinging me onto Iruka! XD

Warnings: None, pretty much gen.

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Iruka.

Sandaime-sama. ...is there something wrong?

I appreciate the thought, and your kindness, but would have to ask you to cease and desist.

But it's just—

That's an order.

Hokage-sama, with all due respect, I can't take him out shopping?

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:44 pm

Miles to Go Before I Sleep

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AN: KakaNaruKaka. Naruto's 10~26ish over the course of this, pretty much gen. Thanks to smiley95 for the prompt! Sorta spoilers for a bit of the Pein arc. Credit to Robert Frost for title inspiration.

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It's the fall festival and finally Naruto had a yukata so he could attend! He'd never had the money to buy one before, and the shopkeepers didn't want to rent one to him. But Jiji gave this nice one to him, a happy burnt-orange color with a pattern of yellow leaves, and told him to try to keep it clean, but not very seriously. Naruto just made a face at the old man, because the shopkeepers didn't think he could keep theirs clean either!, and promised that he would.

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:43 pm

Icarus Rises

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: Set in Ancient Greece. Might make more sense if you're aware of Athenian pederasty (the practice of having older lovers, 'erastes', court male teens, 'eromenos'). Thanks to Fallen-chan for the prompt!

Warning: KakaNaru, M/M/F, EXPLICIT SEX, mostly older Naruto. Sparse use of Japanese names in an inappropriate culture. ::wry:: Apologies! I couldn't figure out a way around it, and the lack of names got too confusing. And I couldn't figure out a workable equivalent in Greek. x.X;;

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The blond comes to him at night, and he pulls him in from the window and shuts it tight.

"You shouldn't keep coming here," he says, pressing his face into the crook of that tanned neck, "You're already an adult."

The young man who used to be his eromenos just buries himself deeper into his embrace and chuckles, "I don't see you letting me go."

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:41 pm

To be the Man who Walked a 1000

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: Brain was eaten by crack. Pure, utter crack. XD

Warning: NaruKaka, KakaNaru, het, hijinks, strangeness, omfg Sasuke XD. READ TALES 4 AND 5, else this would really, really not make sense.

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Sasuke loves his mother and thinks she's wonderful, even if she kind of embarrasses him sometimes, like with her constantly calling him cute even though he's fifteen and with reading her trashy novels and with his name. Who the hell named their kids something Japanese when their last name was O'Harris? Read more... )

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:39 pm

And I Would Walk 500 More

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: Brain was eaten by Tale 4's universe and Under the Oak Tree's prompt and... this happened.

Warning: KakaNaru, NaruKaka, non-explicit. CRACK. And hijinks. Will not make sense until you read Tale 4, and may not make sense even then. Female!Kakashi, sometimes female Naruto.

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"Stop moping," her best friend demanded when she opened the door. "Look, I know that you thought you'd have more time together but she was fucking eighty for crying out loud. She had to go sometime."

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:35 pm

And I Would Walk 500 Miles

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: Brain was eaten by SheWhoHasLostHerMind's prompt and thanks to romantiscue for audiencing. XD

Warning: KakaNaru, NaruKaka, non-explicit.

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"He won't."

"He will."

"I'm telling you there's no way. It's a one in a billion chance."

"Is that a bet?"

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:29 pm

Memoirs Of A

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: I'd wanted to post an older!NaruKaka, but this was taking up Doc Manager space and the Epic would not stop growing. ::wry::

Warning: KakaNaru, semi-underage, non-explicit.

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"Ah Kakashi-san!" She bowed. "Good evening."

He tilted his head at the mistress of the house. He would normally not revisit a place, especially not one where he's apparently recognized, but.

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 09:26 pm

Follow Me Down

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AN: Really mostly gen., pairing if you squint, strangeness ahoy. Many thanks to Nightmaric for the prompt.

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Its a murky twilight, and even the busy streets seem muted and a little hollow. That's not rare these days though, to have Konoha feel like it's trembling in on itself.

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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 08:51 pm
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: Mostly worksafe
Summary: Falling in love is like this.

Title: Like a Knife Loves Skin )
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Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 08:48 pm
Summary: ...you don't make me happy when skies are gray! XD

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Naruto's hair, Sasuke thinks irritably, racing over the hill, is the color of piss. (It is the color of piss after drinking too much and finally, finally finding a toilet.) He slows down once he sees Naruto is alone and stalks forward, feeling anger like he'd swallowed his own Katon; Naruto is slumped against a tree in a puddle of blood, blood which might've either been from him or from the dead missing-nin by his side. Naruto's eyes were closed.

Sasuke crouches down and grabs and yanks on a handful of that coarse hair, pube-like in how it goes every-which-way and how it smells like ass because Naruto should really wash his hair more, and Sasuke hisses into his face, "If you die, I'll get Sakura to heal you anyways so that I can kill you myself. But slower."

Naruto winces and glares up at him. "I'm just resting, bastard." The dobe moves his legs aimlessly, except where it hooks against Sasuke's legs and unbalances him enough to spill him into Naruto's lap and Sasuke finds himself getting aquainted once again with Naruto's octopus-like qualities. He would squirm had not previous attempts deemed it futile.

"Quit bitching, I'll be up in a second."

"Hn," Sasuke replied. "You'd better." (He feels irritated, he tells himself.)

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drabble 'cause I couldn't get the descriptions out of my head...
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Friday, December 28th, 2007 04:43 am
Summary: ...you don't make me happy when skies are gray! XD

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Naruto's hair, Sasuke thinks irritably, racing over the hill, is the color of piss. (It is the color of piss after drinking too much and finally, finally finding a toilet.) He slows down once he sees Naruto is alone and stalks forward, feeling anger like he'd swallowed his own Katon; Naruto is slumped against a tree in a puddle of blood, blood which might've either been from him or from the dead missing-nin by his side. Naruto's eyes were closed.

Sasuke crouches down and grabs and yanks on a handful of that coarse hair, pube-like in how it goes every-which-way and how it smells like ass because Naruto should really wash his hair more, and Sasuke hisses into his face, "If you die, I'll get Sakura to heal you anyways so that I can kill you myself. But slower."

Naruto winces and glares up at him. "I'm just resting, bastard." The dobe moves his legs aimlessly, except where it hooks against Sasuke's legs and unbalances him enough to spill him into Naruto's lap and Sasuke finds himself getting aquainted once again with Naruto's octopus-like qualities. He would squirm had not previous attempts deemed it futile.

"Quit bitching, I'll be up in a second."

"Hn," Sasuke replied. "You'd better." (He feels irritated, he tells himself.)

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drabble 'cause I couldn't get the descriptions out of my head...
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Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 09:57 pm
NARUTO.

Like, DUDE. ::staaaaares:: Go. See. Like, the leer and the hands and the stripping and the plants and the way the hokage jewel falls and just. ::flails::

I'm really really picky about my fanart, and this got saved to my desktop.

Not explicit, but not worksafe.
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Wednesday, December 21st, 2005 08:27 pm
Those of ya'll who've read my journal for awhile should find this familiar...

::waves to new people:: here's the thing, I tend to pimp stuff like whoa, and I've been finding myself very distracted and distanced from fandom for a long time. In fact, it's really really hard for me to consider myself participating in fandom unless I'm pimping something. (For the past half-year or more this journal's felt like more of a blog than anything else, it felt highly *weird*)

But it's winter break now! ::GLEE:: And I have FREE TIME.

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SGA fic (assume McKay/Sheppard unless stated otherwise)

Caffeinated by Frostfire - Wherein there is coffee and John Sheppard as Angelina Jolie. Reads like the warm burble of a percolator in the morning.

Wedding Day by [livejournal.com profile] sdraevn - Wherein Elizabeth wants to cry at a wedding and John and Rodney PANICS LIKE WHOA. There is a reception and a hilarious Ronon and *great* use of SG1. Reads like being drunk on a hella lot of high quality spiked egg-nog.

Charting The Motion Of Planets by [livejournal.com profile] dasha - Oh, this is just *neat*, it's Rodney's characterization done very interestingly in a high-pressure situation, definatly sometime pre-Epiphany but in a very specific way, ditto with John. Reads metallic, a muted shine.

Equilibrium by [livejournal.com profile] lyndac - Rodney watches with doubled-vision and wants. Reads like a breath held high in the throat.

Reality TV by Ruby101 - "The Ancients had excellent screen resolution, John thought darkly." ::gigglefit:: it is cute and delightful in all sorts of ways. Reads like a weekend morning. (and GOD I want that machine for vidding...)

Doctor/Patient Confidence by [livejournal.com profile] custardpringle (second part of harlequin challenge fic, first part linked to in the notes) - oh god, but this is beautiful, I love the first part for scratching my harlequin itch, I love the second part for how splendidly it connects the first part to a plausible AU. And just ::flails:: it hits all sorts of my AU hot!buttons. Reads like sleep-warm sheets and tumbling slowly awake.

And I Would Be by Brighid (season 1 spoilers) - great intertwining of two timelines for a view of John Sheppard, just lovely. Reads like chain-links and metallic lace.

Flush by Shaye (SPOILERS: Up through "Critical Mass" 2.13) - beautiful characterization all around which is remarkable for it being an ensemble fic, I smiled throughout reading this. Reads like puttering through a full kitchen, after the booze is passed out, in the bustle before dinner is served.

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Other fic

Lieutenant Colonel Cameron Mitchell is the biggest fanboy in the UNIVERSE by Frostfire (SG1, unrequited Mitchell/TeamSG1) - It's fannishness and panic and denial and Mitchell being just a little screwed. ::gigglefit::

Love Songs and Ladies by [livejournal.com profile] maldoror_gw (Naruto, gen) - a princess fangirls Sasuke's ninja-ness to his consternation, hilarity ensues.

I Am Not That by [livejournal.com profile] lalejandra (Grey's Anatomy, Burke/Cristina, "Burke is asleep when Cristina wakes up.") - characterizations done awesome and just...eee. I am all happy and satisfied with pairing!love. =D

Untitled by [livejournal.com profile] lalejandra (Care Bears; non-con, incest, bdsm?) - read the fandom, read the warnings. If still intrigued, read ahead, but don't say I didn't warn you.

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Vids and Vidding

Moya's Ride by [livejournal.com profile] kazbaby - A Farscape vid, but you really don't need to know the source. Very awesome, very shivery, good use of internal motion and attention to mood.

vidding to drum machine tracks - vidding discussion. The vid that resulted from the discussion (by [livejournal.com profile] obsessive24) is found here.

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Fannish Things

A Gift to Fandom: Doylist and Watsonian Explanations by [livejournal.com profile] fairestcat - useful terms when meta-ing. Myself, I find to be very much leaning on the side of the Watsonian.

[livejournal.com profile] cathexys has been gathering fic with interesting narrative structure. There's some really cool fic there!

SGA related:
- Zero-point energy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- Photographs of Antarctica

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Cool Things

- [livejournal.com profile] obsessiveicons: nice icons!

- ljArchive and LJBook (Turn your blog into a PDF Book) - so I get into spastic bouts of fear that I might someday accidentally lose my LJ; these, in turn, are a GODSEND.

- Prisoners of Bullshit by [livejournal.com profile] plaidder - awesome rant

- The straight dude’s guide to ‘Brokeback’ - lighthearted and funny

- Professor Loses Weight With No-Diet Diet - which might or might not explain my weight, despite my complete lack of exercise. (Well, that or a tapeworm.)

- Anglo-Saxon Protestant Heterosexual Men, Wendell Berry - awesome poem

- [livejournal.com profile] linaelyn points out Production Survey would like you to participate in a poll regarding adult films. Every felt that porn could be better? Here's how to let some people in charge know.

- Random Vin Diesel Fact: Top Thirty Facts - this just never stops being funny to me XD
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Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 04:02 pm
DUDE, there's much to do, much to pack, and [livejournal.com profile] vividcon! OMG YAY! YAAAAAAAAY!

And so of course my brain starts working on OTHER things. pah.

Like, I've been thinking about the various ship_manifesto's that I've been reading and thinking about pairings and scanning over the HP pairing debates (and omg did you know that there's a post on F_W that lists links to allll the HP wank that has been posted to F_W and that post is LONGER THAN MOST OF MY FICS WTF.) and..

::blinks:: okay, it's perhaps a really simple thing but it never registered so hard as it did when I peeked at the HP 'shipper debates that so much of the 'ship debates are happening from opposing sides with utterly different ideas of 'love' and of a 'relationship'.

See, from what I've gleaned from the HP debates (providing that I haven't read the book myself yet) it's a matter of the friends-that-become-more versus teeny-relationship deal. It's sorta not even about what might be most logical according to the world (ie. JKR needing a relationship that's fundamentally transient) but most logical according to what people *think* is needed for the character.

And okay, I'm going to stop talking about HP because it's getting too spoiler-iffic.

On a more generalized level, what I'm getting at here is that I wouldn't be surprised that most fans highly value the long-term relationship. The till-death-do-us-part, the I'll-meet-you-in-the-afterlife, the I'm-you're-best-friend-and-lover-and-Everything; 'cause frankly that hits my buttons like WHOA.

And as much as that twiggs me out because on one level it's such a girly thing to think, on another level I can't see what is possibly wrong with loyalty even if it might be called 'commitment'. And god, if there's any other word so negatively loaded as 'commitment'...::rolls eyes::

And...well, that's my background in this, sorta kinda, and by 'this' I mean that frequently it seems to me that the more heated pairing debates revolve (at it's core) a great deal around the idea of what a "Relationship" should look like. Specifically, a non-platonic relationship; and isn't that a can of worms 'cause then the debate boils down to an argument between two people with fundamentally different concepts of a relationship and how that relates to the also heated question of what is 'love'.

Specifically, what I'm flailing at here is that it seems less like:

Random Fan, "Character X can't be with Character Y!!"

...but rather that Random Fan is not willing to like the form of the relationship (which might be short-term or hate-filled or really really bad for the emotional stability of the characters) that Character X and Y might have with each other.

Like for instance, I could see how Harry/Snape might work, just like I could see Harry/Sirius, just like I could see Harry/Ron or Harry/Draco. It's just that the Harry/fanon!Draco dynamic interests me most of all.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this. Your thoughts?
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Tuesday, August 16th, 2005 08:35 am
::wry grin:: So like, I was trying to write my final and this crashed upside the head. Funny how that works.

Un-beta'ed for lack of time/energy, 'cause it's either post or I'll obsess over it, am welcoming critique.

Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: Mostly worksafe
Summary: Falling in love is like this.

Title: Like a Knife Loves Skin )
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Saturday, August 13th, 2005 03:47 pm
...'cause I gotta ask or it'll eat my brain:

Is there any fusions/crossovers with Naruto and Sailor Moon?

'Cause you know, the Sexy-no-Jutsu is just ASKING for it.

But if any of them makes Sasuke into Tuxedo Mask, I will just DIE. 'CAUSE THAT'S SO THE BAD CRACK.
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Friday, August 12th, 2005 06:00 pm
gah, one more final to go through. Mentioned this rec to [livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa, is too good not to share:

My Journey In Hell by gelfling

Wherein Naruto does the Orpheus thing 'cause Sasuke dies and someone has to go fetch him...and Hell look sorta like Las Vegas. ::highly amused::
“Where are the rivers of blood, where are the flames, the harpies and shit! It’s just a bunch of stupid outlet shopping centers! Broken Slurpee machines! Theme park bathroom lines! Do you know how bad I have to pee!? The worst thing that’s happened to me here is some stupid kid trying to sell me broken watches!”

“Come on stupid just buy the damned watch!” said Stupid Kid.

“How come I don’t see anybody? Why’s that guy named Sharon? What kinda name is that for a guy, huh? Do you name each other Susan too! Your name’s Susan, that it!”

By this time, Naruto was *this close * to the graying man’s face, with his nose falling off and Naruto screaming, never minding the smell too much. You wouldn’t know it, but he really was quite nervous. Dead people in Hell shouldn’t be this calm.

Through his daze, Naruto realized the zombie’s hand was up his shirt, touching his stomach. His eyes didn’t even have time to widen before his body reacted.

An involved 20 seconds followed, ending up with much smaller bits of zombie. The watch-seller shut up, his broken Rolex still in his hand. Naruto turned on him.

“Your stomach’s glowing mister.”

Naruto sweated slightly.

“I have indigestion! Shut up!”
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Thursday, July 21st, 2005 01:15 am
am sloooooowly working my way (finally) through my link folders again...

Fic Recs

(Mr. and Mrs. Smith/Angel, JaneSmith/Lilah) ::points at fandoms:: Are you not curious? =D,
Like a Rhinestone Cowgirl by [livejournal.com profile] jennyo

(Saiyuki, Goku/Nataku) Many many years, and waiting,
Untitled by [livejournal.com profile] cephy

(Saiyuki, 39) Connected series of ficlets.
Seven Deadly Sins by [livejournal.com profile] cicer

(Saiyuki, 58) If you have not read this yet, you are Missing Out.
Questions by [livejournal.com profile] emungere

(HP) Oh, oh ow. A smidge jossed now, but even if you're not in the fandom but read the books take a look at this. Shivery.
Tower Of Air by [livejournal.com profile] cluegirl


Fannish

[livejournal.com profile] iron_smut: Are you prepared to enter Smut Stadium?? =D

(PotC art) Anamaria/Elizabeth fanmanip by The Theban Band

(HP) On Fandom shout-outs in HBP by [livejournal.com profile] imation23

(Naruto) Fic recs by [livejournal.com profile] rashaka

(Saiyuki) [livejournal.com profile] 1000_miles_west: for all your short-fic needs!

Thought Provoking
- On the 'unfathomable' man by [livejournal.com profile] artaxastra; interesting read!
- Conscious Incompetence by [livejournal.com profile] matociquala; on growing as an artist and learning curves
- Those crazy fans by [livejournal.com profile] sistermagpie; on fandom and characters and identification

Amusing
- A warning to my Yankee Friends. (TOO FUNNY, MUST READ)
- On eating Pikachu...
- On playing with lightsabers...
- On wieners by [livejournal.com profile] phonemonkey:
"What I love about wiener dogs is their air of sad dignity. Like an early Christian martyr with very short legs."
- On Batman by [livejournal.com profile] neadods:
"'I have issues. Lots of issues.'

Bruce, dear, you have several subscriptions in bound back volumes, lovingly polished once a week is what you've got."

Note-Worthy
- Toblerone Dark Chocolate Honey-almond Fondue; w00t!
- Texas Music Educators Association Will Not Let Male Student Audition as a Soprano - a bit old but still.
- How come we can't decipher the Indus script? - neaaaaat.

Useful
- About Identity Theft; keep yourself safe, eh?
- A Completely Subjective Comparison of Male and Female Fuckery by [livejournal.com profile] petulantgod; oh come on, even if you're not a writer aren't you just the eensiest bit curious? =D
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Saturday, July 16th, 2005 09:31 pm
So, how's HBP? =D

Fic
- The Dancing Game by [livejournal.com profile] bwinter (Van Helsing, Gabriel/Dracula) waaaay before the movie, lyrical and hot.
- The Mayflower by [livejournal.com profile] viva_gloria (PotC, J/W) Present day AU done brilliant, some awesome descriptions of sailing!
- Natural Progression by [livejournal.com profile] chash (Boy Meets World, Shawn/Cory) Oh. OH. ::clutches heart and wibbles:: dude this is good, it's very real and very plain in that way that seems poetic.
- Canteen Food by [livejournal.com profile] daegaer (Hitchhiker's Guide) On eating habits of aliens...::gigglesnort::
- Teaching Skills by [livejournal.com profile] harukami (Naruto, Sasu/Naru/Saku) Because she NAILS the characterization. She nails it like WHOA.
- Pervert; a parable by Delial (Naruto, Sasu/Naru/Saku) See this? This is rhythm, but brought and bent to the demands of humor, and it is brill.
- Interlude by Sailor Comet (Naruto, Sasu/Naru/Saku) Sucker. Punch. Holy SHIT. o.o

Fannish
- [livejournal.com profile] takethehouse - Ocean's 11 ficathon
- [livejournal.com profile] metafandom, why aren't you there yet? ;D
- fannish kids! XD too cute!

Thought Provoking
- [livejournal.com profile] aphrodeia "Those who are unable to take criticism are not cut out to create and distribute art. Before anyone organises a lynching mob, read on." - really good read and very well written.
- [livejournal.com profile] halegirl's A historical perspective on beta reading: Issues and trends
- [livejournal.com profile] cmshaw links to thinkyness about erotica v. porn
- [livejournal.com profile] mrissa on Three's, memes, body image, and hugging arms
- [livejournal.com profile] musesfool on seeing the world as text. Very cool!

Note-Worthy
- Creepy Website! via [livejournal.com profile] daegaer
- New Back composition found via [livejournal.com profile] daegaer
- PotC Character in Kingdom Hearts via [livejournal.com profile] ignited
- Hot Ass, no really, Hot. Ass. (not worksafe)
- [livejournal.com profile] guede_mazaka links to fic (Val Helsing, BDS) and links to other stuff
- Cake Recipe!
- Roger Ebert write Neat things on fans and being a fan.
- Speaking of Ebert, in his review of Mr. And Mrs. Smith:
As the movie opens, they're in marriage counseling; the spark has gone out of their relationship. On a typical day, they set off separately to their jobs: He to kill three or four guys, she to pose as a dominatrix while snapping a guy's neck. Can you imagine Rock Hudson and Doris Day in this story? Gable and Lombard and Hepburn and Tracy have also been invoked, but given the violence in their lives, the casting I recommend is The Rock and Vin Diesel. In the opening scene, they could fight over who has to play Mrs. Smith.

Sorry. Lost my train of thought.
XD
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Sunday, May 29th, 2005 06:38 pm
meme from [livejournal.com profile] ranalore:DOOM. )

in other news:
- Neat Quotes! via [livejournal.com profile] karose
"A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot."
-- Billy Wilder
- Naruto, The Illustrated Guide, wherein there's eyefucking.

No really.



See?

Direct screencapture. No joke.

The Illustrated Guide, Part 2

- Oxford English Dictionary = http://www.oed.com
::totally hadn't known:: via [livejournal.com profile] jmtorres

- YouSendIt Tip via [livejournal.com profile] th_nightengale

In the links, if you replace the d with an e it allows unlimited downloads for a week:

http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3IWF13JC83Q8L16RBQTI6A662N
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http://s48.yousendit.com/e.aspx?id=3IWF13JC83Q8L16RBQTI6A662N
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Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 06:16 pm
OH HOLY FUCK.

VVC DEADLINE IN SIX WEEKS.

SHIT.

SHITSHITSHIT. (doom.)

(note to [livejournal.com profile] jackiekjono, found out a friend of mine has AWESOME dvd collection, will check with them for source ::geeking out::)

also, [livejournal.com profile] lierdumoa is pimping Naruto like mad:

Once upon a time (today) in a land far away (the internets) there lived an anime. And that anime was the gayest gay that ever did gay. However, unlike all the other gay anime, this one was pretty straight looking to the untrained (read: blind) eye. Why it was barely camp at all if you didn't count the flaming spirit energy. Or the constant eyefucking. Or the female protagonist with THIRD WHEEL printed across her forehead. Or the crossdressing antihero dying a tragic death in his lover's arms. Or...

Okay, so it was the campest camp that ever did camp. However, the two male protagonists were pretty butch and did a lot of macho posturing. They hardly ever touched or got in each other's personal space except when they were fighting (all the time). They might have kissed once, but it was a total accident. Besides, Naruto was in love with the Sakura (better known as THIRD WHEEL) and Sasuke was in love with power and revenge. It never would have worked out.

The anime ended up with a giant straight male fanbase and nary a yaoi fangirl to its name. Hardly anyone wrote fanfic about Naruto and Sasuke having teh hawt sexx0rs. Don't even get me started about the vids.
Go to her journal for more. She's meta-ing a hella lot about Naruto and One Piece and a bit about ambition. Go see.
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