Monday, November 10th, 2003 01:14 pm
That's IT! ::stamps foot::

HP drabble. Completely implied non-con Voldemort sex.

Could be considered disturbing content.

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Voldemort held a velvet box thoughtfully. He glanced at the small figure bound to his bed, ragged hair, ragged legs, and balefully glaring.

"Dear pet, you really ought to stop looking at your Lord with such disrespect." Riddle paused, "Though I do love your eyes so."

Harry Potter snarled.

Ignoring him, Riddle considered the collected polished stones, picking through the jade and the malachite and the peridot, and finally settling on two.

Plunged them in.

"There we go! All better now." He was barely heard over the screaming. What lungpower the boy had, Voldemort mused.

And what lovely emerald orbs.
Monday, November 10th, 2003 09:27 pm (UTC)
Wow. So... pretty and disturbing. Will never look at emeralds in the same way again i think.
Monday, November 10th, 2003 10:16 pm (UTC)
I find that absolutely hilarious. No, of course there's nothing wrong with me. Nor with you.

I get the feeling you're a tad frustrated with certain overused descriptive terms from fanon. ;)
Monday, November 10th, 2003 10:28 pm (UTC)
Well, what other of my userpics could I have used! LOL!! I find the whole Harry thing skanky what with him being barely legal, but that's probably just my own opinion.

Good one!
Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 12:33 am (UTC)
Um, okay. That should be disgusting, but I'm oddly fond of it. :D Plunge, Voldie, plunge!
Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 09:13 am (UTC)
That made me giggle. Am I sick?
Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 12:03 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah, that movie pretty much eradicated any eye-gouging/eye-socket (orb-socket?) related squicks I might have had.

That said, this snippet was... curiously satisfying. What is it with slashers (or maybe just romance writers in general) and orbs, anyway? And has anyone else noticed that the character whose eyes are most frequently referred to as "emerald/sapphire/crystal/peridot/amythist/opal/onyx/ruby/tourmaline/hematite/chocolaty-brown orbs" is usually the one that ends up being turned into a fragile, swooning girl?

I maintain that Sands' status as Los Hombre sin Orbs is one of the great high points of the OUaTiM fandom. He has no orbs, chocolate or otherwise, though I suppose he could have empty orb-sockets.
Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 08:14 pm (UTC)
Ha! Haha! Beautiful.
Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 09:39 pm (UTC)
call me heartless, but this made me laugh hilariously!!

and yet it is still somewhat disturbing. wow.
Wednesday, November 12th, 2003 01:13 am (UTC)
*HUG!SQUISH!*

Yes, I have been stuck between two of the nanowrimo monster's molars for the past two weeks. And I am 9500 words behind. e_e;;; It is not pretty here. Not so much hanging as it is flapping about in the breeze and holding on for dear life.

*HUGHUGHUG!!!*

You survived midterms I see... And you put naughty Voldie/Harry thoughts in my head. Demmit. And my muse is now drizzling them with lemon juice and garnishing them with parsley...
Wednesday, November 12th, 2003 07:16 am (UTC)
Luck! Luck! Somuchluck!! *HUGS*