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Friday, November 21st, 2003 02:01 pm
::grins:: Just when you thought it couldn't get worse.

Title: Production Notes
Author: [livejournal.com profile] permetaform
Fandom: RPAS! (for an explaination/prequels, go here)
Pairing: Acting/Johnny Depp (implied Camera/Johnny)
Rating: PG?
Disclaimer: Not making money off this.

Summary: "You see, when two beings love each other very much..."

Warning: mpreg


Johnny stumbled and swayed out of the steam room. Sometimes he hated Acting, but in times like these, when he just let go and let himself be mastered, be controlled, ensnarled in sensation, and just stroked from the inside out? It makes it all worth it; he doesn't mind that he's taken roughly.

He doesn't mind the tight hold Acting has kept of his body and soul. He's suffered worse; he still feels the residual soreness from around his throat, autoerotic asphyxiation from the years before he'd met and fallen in love with Acting. The soreness he feels now is nothing. He welcomes the ache, welcomes situations where he's uncomfortable and feeling stretched inside and full almost beyond his limits, because it makes the whole experience more meaningful. More real.

He doesn't expect others to understand. He tells himself he doesn't mind.

Besides, they'll be able to spend several months together this time. It sounds like the most wonderful fantasy, first a trip to LA and then sailing in the Caribbeans.

~

Several months later.

Johnny waddles around the set, bloated.

He has the strangest cravings, gold and beads and a velvet yacht. Acting had been difficult about it, and Johnny remained adamant, so he'd gotten his wishes.

The Camera has been hovering.

He'd gotten strange looks, but that's to be expected. He looks at himself in joy, at the new life he's creating.

He still can't believe this is happening, that he'd been so blessed. And everyone has been so supportive, Jerry took one look at him and understood and Orlando just near burst with puppy-glee. Even though the Disney producers were disapproving, everyone rallied around him as he fought back. They backed down, and the Camera was smug and pleased.

God, but he feels huge. He's not sure he can control it anymore.

It has to come out. Jerry took charge of the situation.

"People! It's time.

Action!"

~

Several more months after *that*.

Johnny and his love looked at their beautiful son. Disney was hosting a party to celebrate, and they were nestled together on a boat on the Rivers of America, with the Camera's blessings. They were watching their dark-eyed son play, though a little nervous at the attention they've attracted.

Such a wonderful child, Johnny thought, as their offspring jingled and swayed, kicking up sand, attacking the bullies, and looking up at his parents, occasionally asking,

"Savvy?"

Johnny thought that it couldn't possibly get any better, but then he shuddered in delight as Acting threaded itself around him, breathy warm, and murmured into his ear,

"Sequel?"



Yes, I am demented. I was looking through my mailing lists to see where else I might post this and. well. I'm on the mpreg list anyways and...::facepalm::

The entire RPAF fic list.
Friday, November 21st, 2003 10:30 pm (UTC)
Yes. You are SO demented! But I love you for it XD
Friday, November 21st, 2003 10:32 pm (UTC)
Oh my Christ. That blew my mind.
Friday, November 21st, 2003 10:38 pm (UTC)
Is nothing sacred?! Well no, from the looks of things.

Do continue.

Was wondering. A lot of Johnny pictures are of him and his hands. ::beat::

Now what do you say to that?
Friday, November 21st, 2003 10:39 pm (UTC)
*cough cough*

Oh, no. I'm definitely liking this stuff.
Friday, November 21st, 2003 10:42 pm (UTC)
Now I feel like writing one with Orlando. Gah, you corrupted me.
Friday, November 21st, 2003 10:43 pm (UTC)
!!!!!!!!!!!

ohilovethisgenremorethaniprobablyshould.

And I say community name should be Anthrowhatnow?
Friday, November 21st, 2003 10:45 pm (UTC)
And, erm. For a name.. Animatism?

n.
A belief that all animate and inanimate objects are infused with a common life force.
Friday, November 21st, 2003 10:59 pm (UTC)
Could you get me a pic of that?
Friday, November 21st, 2003 11:02 pm (UTC)
*chokes with evil laughter*

Okay, pricelessness award for the time being. By the way, my vote's on objectification.
Friday, November 21st, 2003 11:04 pm (UTC)
By the way, my vote's on objectification.

Arr, I'm all for that.
Friday, November 21st, 2003 11:16 pm (UTC)
I'm about to finish one, gotta get it checked and then it should be done in about half an hour. Shall I cough to let you know?

*shakes head* Eee, corruption. Though I have come across a fic written from the pov of Elijah's courdoroy (I cannot spell that word) jacket before but I didn't really read it. When it's got Johnny though, I *grab*. :D
Friday, November 21st, 2003 11:24 pm (UTC)
where do you aim?
- See icon. :D

Mine has come out vaguely serious. But I don't think Johnny/Tattoos could be anything else, because they're so important to him.

*frowns at self* So odd.

Huzzah!
Friday, November 21st, 2003 11:29 pm (UTC)
Dude. That was omgsofunny. This new fandom reminds me a bit of Pee Wee's Playhouse, the way everything is alive. ;)
Friday, November 21st, 2003 11:36 pm (UTC)
Thought so.

So. Can you do it?
Friday, November 21st, 2003 11:51 pm (UTC)
they're also molesting celebrities

Which is really the only way to go when you've got a talking camera and Johnny Depp.
Friday, November 21st, 2003 11:57 pm (UTC)
Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 12:03 am (UTC)
I didn't say it would be /immensely/ pornographic!

..okay, so it is, but still. :p

I'm considering letting Shampoo in on the action for that one.
Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 12:04 am (UTC)
looking up at his parents occasionally asking,
"Savvy?"


XD

Best mpreg evar!!!
Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 12:09 am (UTC)
This is seriously killing my brain. Lil_neko's challenge this time was Sands and his sunglasses.

Result? Pitch Black

Now, me off to bed since it's 1AM. But dibs on Johnny/Piano, I'm afraid.
Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 12:15 am (UTC)
I actually really REALLY like this one.

I can't believe you mothered this fandom.

Wait a second, YES I CAN.

Oh, I tried to write an Antonio/car fic, but it didn't work out. =(
Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 01:16 am (UTC)
You know, it's just one letter off from 'RAF'--Royal Air Force (Britain). If I hadn't just wrapped up 'Game', I'd insert some witty comment here about airplanes and phallic images and flights of fancy, but my brain is noodle. Ramen.
Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 01:33 am (UTC)
I just nearly hurt myself laughing, and by god, I'm sooo glad I'm here alone, because I could never explain what was so funny to my sister or my mom.
Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 05:15 am (UTC)
Bwahahaha! This is excellent! Best ever! XD

My vote goes for Anthromorgasm and Anthrowhatnow?, personally...

And, (but since I didn't read any of the other comments it may have come up already), how about Viggo Mortensen/Sword?

Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 06:46 am (UTC)
Dear God woman, you've created an entire sub-genre!

Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 05:04 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, DEFINITELY Viggo/Sword, I mean the way he used to carry it around all the time during Filming! oh god yes!

I love Anthromorgasm personally.
I'm just an innocent bystander roped in by Julia (inkbug) and now I'm sort of currently writing a Keira Knightley/Ring one, teehee
Saturday, November 22nd, 2003 07:39 pm (UTC)
::cries::
Sunday, November 23rd, 2003 01:37 am (UTC)
*Applauds*

You will go down in history, my friend! ^_^
Sunday, November 23rd, 2003 05:37 pm (UTC)
LOL yes there is. At least you won't be lonely down there.
Tuesday, November 25th, 2003 05:01 am (UTC)
hee! It's kind of amazing how quickly this caught on, isn't it?

If I manage to come up with something for V/Sword, I'll post it. :D

(...stupid lousy school, keeping me too busy to think about extracurricular things...)