ext_14312: (booty call!)
ext_14312 ([identity profile] linzeestyle.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] permetaform 2005-04-24 01:41 am (UTC)

Hahahahaha.

Some of mine:

You don't control Vin Diesel. You only aim him.

Vin Diesel is Rick James, bitch

Vin Diesel's semen is so corrosive that if he were ever to ejaculate it would tear apart the very fabric of the universe.
(AHH!!)

Before Vin Diesel, people came from eggs.

Wrestles himself when no one is looking.
(that actually sounds kinda hot, and I don't even find Vin Diesel sexy *g*)

Guns don't kill people, Vin Diesel kills people. Sometimes with guns.

Best. Thing. EVAH.

Linzee

Post a comment in response:

(will be screened)
(will be screened if not validated)
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting