ext_8944 ([identity profile] lierdumoa.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] permetaform 2005-04-24 09:18 am (UTC)

Oh God, this is the best thing ever.

Vin Diesel is cleaner burning and ten times more efficient than regular diesel.

Vin Diesel can walk on water, not because he is Jesus, but because the normal force as described by Newton in his modern laws of physics does not apply to him.

Vin Diesel got so drunk once that he ate the keg after drinking all of it, and it was filled with Everclear. Two weeks later he shat out a Ford Mustang, however, it was not a GT model, but did have leather seats.

This is addictive. OMG.

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