"Vin Diesel, along with Jesus, John the Raptist, and Notorious G.O.D. were a popular rap group in ancient Israel."
"Vin Diesel once faked his own death after a sheperd boy hit him in the head with a rock from a sling."
"Green kryptonite makes Vin Diesel sick, red kryptonite makes him turn evil, and blue kryptonite makes him insatiably hungry for PEZ."
"There are sockets in Vin Diesel's arms and feet for the heads of four smaller Vin Diesels to connect into. Together they merge and become Vin-Diesel-Cator. To date, this has only happened once."
"Vin Diesel once attempted to shave Michael Moore's neckbeard, but failed upon realizing that the hairs were actually tiny Malaysian children."
Man, I need to stop. I have things to do today! XD
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"Vin Diesel once faked his own death after a sheperd boy hit him in the head with a rock from a sling."
"Green kryptonite makes Vin Diesel sick, red kryptonite makes him turn evil, and blue kryptonite makes him insatiably hungry for PEZ."
"There are sockets in Vin Diesel's arms and feet for the heads of four smaller Vin Diesels to connect into. Together they merge and become Vin-Diesel-Cator. To date, this has only happened once."
"Vin Diesel once attempted to shave Michael Moore's neckbeard, but failed upon realizing that the hairs were actually tiny Malaysian children."
Man, I need to stop. I have things to do today! XD