This is... quite fabulous. Where did you *find* this crack? And thanks so much for sharing^^
"It has been scientifically proven that, while living as a Druid, Vin Diesel fashioned both Stone Henge and the statues of Easter Island with nothing more than his bare hands and some gumption."
"For a low monthly installment of $19.95 YOU CAN BE VIN DIESEL TOO!"
"He has an ant farm that is ruled by an oppressive theocratic dictatorship made up of beetles."
"There is an underused feature on the batman utility belt. A button that calls Vin Diesel."
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"It has been scientifically proven that, while living as a Druid, Vin Diesel fashioned both Stone Henge and the statues of Easter Island with nothing more than his bare hands and some gumption."
"For a low monthly installment of $19.95 YOU CAN BE VIN DIESEL TOO!"
"He has an ant farm that is ruled by an oppressive theocratic dictatorship made up of beetles."
"There is an underused feature on the batman utility belt. A button that calls Vin Diesel."
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My God, how many of them *are* there?