Kitarakir ([identity profile] kitarakir.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] permetaform 2005-04-25 05:17 pm (UTC)

God and Vin Diesel once made a bet for the souls of all mankind. The challenge was to see who could eat the most chicken pot pies in 60 seconds, which Vin Diesel won by 3 pies. He still hasn't decided what to do with the all souls.

Vin Diesel is responsible for the maiming deaths of at least three Muppets on Sesame Street, after being asked what he'd do for a Klondike bar.

Vin Diesel has licensed his own endorphins to Coca Cola to form the basis of a new soft drink to be launched in the new year. It will be called SpUud.

By law is not allowed to use the letter "Q".

Vin Diesel once got in a fistfight with his butcher over whether or not he could borrow the deli-slicer for recreational purposes.

They never end!

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