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circe_tigana's 882 Ways to Appease the Heathen Gods challenge
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Boy, th'coin went to th'whore went to th'bakers went inna loaf an' 'et by a goose and it wasn't 'xactly fortuitous fer th'goose, all-in-all.
Th'goose what laid th'golden egg?
Not 'xactly, I'll 'ave ye know. Wrong hole what came out of, and wer'n't an egg at'all. Th'giant was naught but six feet, th'harp but a serving wench, an' I's not quite sure where th'beans came from, but it always did give ol' Molly gas.
Th' goose? Well, once th'coin comes out everyones becomes all grabby and th'goose quite smushed, neveryoumind where th'coin's off to, best ye don't know, and no one's quite happy anyroad and the goose naught fit t' 'et, demmit.
circe_tigana's 882 Ways to Appease the Heathen Gods challenge[]
Boy, th'coin went to th'whore went to th'bakers went inna loaf an' 'et by a goose and it wasn't 'xactly fortuitous fer th'goose, all-in-all.
Th'goose what laid th'golden egg?
Not 'xactly, I'll 'ave ye know. Wrong hole what came out of, and wer'n't an egg at'all. Th'giant was naught but six feet, th'harp but a serving wench, an' I's not quite sure where th'beans came from, but it always did give ol' Molly gas.
Th' goose? Well, once th'coin comes out everyones becomes all grabby and th'goose quite smushed, neveryoumind where th'coin's off to, best ye don't know, and no one's quite happy anyroad and the goose naught fit t' 'et, demmit.