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permetaform ([personal profile] permetaform) wrote2004-09-19 02:29 am

Ahoy! Ye bilge-rat! Th' bling! Th' beauty! Th' WENCH!

AVAST!

Not since th' balmy days of That Cabin Boy Antonio have this here pirate been as deeeelighted 'n' confused as by th' wench known as Eminem.

Ye must joke, I hear ye say.

Then chance yer eyes upon THIS.

Yer laughing, are ye not? But look on those lashes, me lads and ladies. His ass be hot.

Could drive a grown woman to drool, I say, as well as pee 'er pants in th' giggles...