Dear inkbug: yes, I know I'm evil.

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well. so in a fit of procrasinisitic panicking went into work-denial-mode and touched up a pic



which is *completely* unmanipped except for the background softening.

then I stared for a bit and, well.

::points::


Rash, Turner. I told you to do something about that rash. ~ caption courtesy of linaelyn

inkbug? I am so on crack and I apologise.

_{[especially since I probably won't have time to feedback any resulting fic until end of Dec]}

::headdesk::

Comments

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Heeee! The wariness in Will's eyes! But he so wants it!

[that-one-chick.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's great, they're bumping noses. XD

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::facemash:: don't tempt me ::whimper::

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::whimper:: and it was so *obvious*, like the manip was Meant To Be and just Gagging For It and gaaaaaaah. ::smacks head repeatedly:: Bad brain! Schoolwork! Essay! Technical matrix! Not slash!

[frooit.livejournal.com]

Eskimo kiss!

That's hilarious.

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::faceinhandswhimper::

[that-one-chick.livejournal.com]

It so was. If I had any skills in photoshop, I don't think I'd want to imagine what would come of it. *fidgets*

[frooit.livejournal.com]

Well, hilarious in a good way?

You're giving me terrible Turner/Norrington ideas.. *fights them off with candle stick*

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::remembers the pallic candles I posted a while back::

not helping dear. not helping.

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is the hottest thing I've seen since Legolas looked deep into Aragorn's eyes and said "shag me rotten you're late" in Elvish.

No, seriously. Must not write this. Okay. Must.

Rash, Turner. I told you to do something about that rash.

[frooit.livejournal.com]

Err, sorry, sorry. I'll shuttup. I will.

*cough mansex cough*

[tacks.livejournal.com]

YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Nngh and bugger.

They're so pretty. I would have given my left arm *waves it* to have had a shot of Norrington without his wig in that film. Oh Jerry, WHY didn't you?

6th december! Wah! TOO LONG! I want to give you some now but its not finished and subject to change but i could still email you a little if you want? *grin* I suspect the fic will become a ficlet and then later when I've done the HUGE ALMIGHTY PILE OF WORK THAT IS LOOKING AT ME I'll do the next bits but you can have some of the first for now if you so desire it.

<3 you BECAUSE you are on crack. *snog*

[tacks.livejournal.com]

WRIIIIIIITE IT.

Also, Rash, Turner. I told you to do something about that rash. - AHAHAHAHA *giggle fit*

::DIES::

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Rash, Turner. I told you to do something about that rash.

No. It's hard to reach.

Unless you spread the ointment for me, Commodore?

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

So, do you feel like a little tutorial for us lesser beings?

How does one soften backgrounds in Photoshop? Do you use the lasso to select the background and then use "soften" from the menu bar?

I've only recently upgraded from the old antique version where you could only "undo" back one single step. Gah, painful.

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I would have given my left arm

ahh, but would that be your second arm, or your third? ::grins::

and yeah, will whore self for ficlet-ing...

::snogs back::

[babyomlet.livejournal.com]

You know, on the surface of it just being a picture, I like it better as the manip, because it's much more intimidating.

But then you know, there's that whole homoeroticism screaming out at me.

[permetaform]

I copy pasted the thing so that there's several layers to play with, softened the topmost layer and erased the rest with a fuzzy edged eraser. I find it easier then lasso, because you can 'undo'. Sometimes I want a fuzzier edge so I erase less, or I don't erase all the 'inner' softness so that skin and hair is smoothed more. If I want a more crisp outer edge I erase more of the top, softened layer...or sometimes I don't even know which one I want so I copypaste a half done layer, send it to the back and continue working...

Re: ::DIES::

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

Ointment. Hmmm...this has possiblities. and i've never written anything involving prostates...

But it may break my perfect record of always using some form of food in my Will!smut! Must get more creative.

I have no time for this. Neither do you or inkbug. Let's petition the universe to call off time's progress, in the interest of decent slash.

"But Mommy, I thought slash was indecent!!!"

Re: ::DIES::

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Let's petition the universe to call off time's progress, in the interest of decent slash.

oh yes please...

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::headdesk:: I know.

::headdesk repeatedly::

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, COOL! See, now you've given me TWO things to distract me from accomplishing all the stuff I need to get done.

Going to have to think of some way to punish you suitably. Like Bad Will/Norrie fic, and Ugly Manips.

Layers. Ogres Navy Men have layers. Like onions.

[fancyfox.livejournal.com]

Woman, first you give me D/H thoughts, then you give me V/H thoughts then you give me...

This.

iwillresistiwillresistiwillres--dammit.

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::blinks innocently::

[tacks.livejournal.com]

Have sent from the start to Jack closing his hand around James's. On Will's cock. Hee smut.

First ever!

Be gentle.

And that's my third arm of course, to baffle Jerry while I steal the rights to Jack and James and Will. And Elizabeth, 'casue she's hot too. :D

[fancyfox.livejournal.com]

=.= There is no innocence here. I see none of it. Damn, now I can't wait for the DVD to come out...

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look! ::points at icon:: innocent face!

and yeah, I want the dvd. this thing on my laptop has shitty contrast ::goes apeshit:: stoopid VID!

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got it, am frazzled, will review more later, and I will twap Jerry for you for not having Norrington wig-less

[tacks.livejournal.com]

Eesh, I hope that's good frazzled. *ooer*

I will twap Jerry for you for not having Norrington wig-less
- It's always a bonus to know you can rely on your friends to commit acts of violence for you. *grin*

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oh, it's a good frazzle all right

and violence? I perfer to think of it as, encouragement, let's say...

or that could just be Sands talking...*snerk*

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

That's not an innocent face.

This is an innocent face.

whoops. Sorry for the drool on your journal page there. Too much Johnneh. Overload.

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::ponders on icon, nods::

yes, I do concede the point... and second the drool

[maymorning.livejournal.com]

You is a baaaaad girl! *giggling* Bad in a nice way though.

[girlpearl]

*cackle*
Am so going to get fired. Must stop looking at naughty pirate pics at work. Oh wait... I'm giving my two weeks' notice in two weeks.
*does the happy dance of delirious joy*
The Pearl may be freedom, Jack, but quitting your job ain't half bad, either.

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yay! ::hug:: to freedom!

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Yes. This manip needed to be done. Needed to be.

"My place is right here. Between you and Jack."

"Really, Mr. Turner? Do I have your word on that?"

[girlpearl]

Yes, Yay, and *hug* to naughty pirate pics too... thanks :)

[froda-baggins.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am tainted!!

*Snogs computer screen*

[permetaform]

::grins:: yes! convert!