::cannot. stop. laughing::

[permetaform]

I'm just *dying* here, I'm laughing *so* hard. The reactions to the RPAS was just the *best* and LOOK!!!

All current RPAF
_{(moved due to size)}

If anyone writes any, please leave a comment and I'll add you to this list!

And we are accepting RPA fic in het or femme as well! [linaelyn pointed out that it could be umbrella-labled under Real Person Anthropormorphic Fiction (RPAF).]

::evil cackle:: Had I known that combining the madness that is RPS with the absurdity that is Anthropormorphic slash was this much fun I would've done this *way* earlier.

In fact, I think the only other time I was this insanely amused, confused, and utterly DYING was during that whole Antonio Banderas picspam episode with the VERY much dying all around.

[if you weren't here for that whole sporfle-ific series...First, I posted this pic here because my mind couldn't comprehend it.inkbug then retaliated. And z_rayne pointed out a pertinent fact about dear Antonio over which I squeed here and caused much dying. Don't miss the screencaps in the comments...]

::ponders:: speaking of which...Antonio/Car anyone? ::grin::

Comments

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently*

[colourmediscord.livejournal.com]

You've begun a new rage. One day there will be an RPAS fandom, RPAS BNFs, and a section on fandom wank. And it all started with you!

I am not getting a BDSM Car/Antonio plot bunny.

[permetaform]

a section on fandom wank

::giggles:: Wanktastic!

_{I am not getting a BDSM Car/Antonio plot bunny.}

::grins:: of course.

[scanky-chops.livejournal.com]

Dear Lord... What have you created? It's gonna spiral you know. ::thinks:: Those poor inanimate objects. ::thinks more:: Actually no, lucky damn things. How is that an inanimate object gets more smut than me? ::thinks of dildos:: Oh. Well.

::goes back to look at the picture to see what else can be written::

[permetaform]

::giggles:: yes. DAMN lucky things...

[that-one-chick.livejournal.com]

I think it's great. Just when things were getting 'slow' for me here, along came some seemingly innocent object to sex it up. I mean damn!

*looks around her room/house*

[colourmediscord.livejournal.com]

Car/Antonio = OTP <3

[scanky-chops.livejournal.com]

Actually, when i think about it, DAMN lucky things sounds better. Indeed.

[that-one-chick.livejournal.com]

Speaking of.. I may not beable to wrte at all, but can I suggest? Maby Johnny/his guitar or Johnny/his fav. shirt? That would be good. :)

*blinded by the shiny pants*

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Y'know, no matter how many times I look at those two Antonio-on-car pictures, they're still funny. In fact, I think they get funnier every time.

Anyone else suddenly flashing back to John Travolta singing "Greased Lightning?"

[guede-mazaka.livejournal.com]

Poor Johnny. The whole world wants a piece of him. It's always need need need and not one word about his needs.

Maybe Antonio'll lend him the car for a bit.

[lasergirl.livejournal.com]

Antonio/Black toenail polish??

I seriously died when I read this stuff this morning. you sick sick sick LOVABLE sick perverted ADORABLE bastards!

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

THEIR LUV IS SO AUTOMOTIVE!!!11!!!!one

[winter]

...am a breath away from writing Johnny/Guitar. Well, darn you.

Will it count if it's het? It's just that the guitar insists she's female.

[fancyfox.livejournal.com]

... there are no words. none.

there is wanting of car/antonio though.

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

DUDE.

Do it.

I actually had trouble because his BRIEFS kept insisting on being female. Which is just...

O.o

permetaform? You will be bookmarking all of these for me for when I get back, right? Damn, I'm gonna miss FUN stuff while I'm sitting on a beach, reading pirate!porn printouts, and sipping rum as the Caribbean laps at my toes.

Hmmm...that's not really likely to motivate you to sympathy, hunh? *chuckle*

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

I CAN NOT BELIEVE that no one has said it:

AUTO-EROTICISM

I'm Antonio. Drive me.

Re: *blinded by the shiny pants*

[rhapsody.livejournal.com]

Me! LOL. "It's Automatic. It's Systematic. It's Hydromatic. Why, It's Greased LIGHTNING!" Blame it on being in a Grease play in my Senior year ^^

[rhapsody.livejournal.com]

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!! ><
That will be today's word: Auto-eroticism.
Sponsored by the word N and C and the number 1 and 7

[permetaform]

::ponder:: yes it might, or it could be just RPA? but write it!! ::bouncebouncebounce::

Auto Eroticism

[winter]

Was going through my JD collection in search of appropriate guitar pic (yes, am writing fic). Found this instead.



Antonio/Johnny/Car threesome, anyone?

Also, am willing to maim for a full version of the pic in that_one_chick's icon. Apparently I don't have that one, and it's perfect for the fic. Pretty please? E-mail's renfri @ astercity.net, or reply to this comment...

Re: Auto Eroticism

[permetaform]

GUH.

your wish is my command:


http://a.1asphost.com/Kanzeyori/161johnnyguitar_jpg.jpg

[rhapsody.livejournal.com]

You evil person. You made me write a response to your fic. Evil. Evil. Chair/Johnny Fic. I'm going to hell! O.O

[permetaform]

::gigglesnort::

World/Johnny

::Johnny staring bug-eyed at it:: Umm. no. you're too big.

[permetaform]

::ubergrin:: glad you like! and yes, am very twisted. ::bows::