Unrepentant Johnny Squee

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y'know. I havta come clean here:

I've never really liked Johnny's eyes, I think Orlando Bloom's eyes are nicer and I fell in love with Johnny for his cheekbones and his eccentricity anyways.

but.

however.

thoroughly.

GOD, what the man can do with eyeliner.

::points at pic::



Dear. Lord.

Is this picture recent?? Because I haven't seen it before that depp_daily post, and dear lord.

Is this man forty? Because that is utterly unreal.

Dear freaking gods and little fishes and thank all that exists that the Grecian gods are nonexistent by now because I'd expect them to do a Ganymede on 'im otherwise...

[edit] a Johnny article on the jzd.com messagelists

[edit2] omg ::GLOMP:: THANK YOU to everyone that's given me support over this holiday, your notes were very much of the appreciated and there shall be fic of the OUaTiM variety before the weekend is out. hopefully. ::peers at betas::

[edit3] almost forgot. inkbug's been picspamming with glee. So has lil_neko, who, if nothing else, I adore for posting Keanu with makeup.

Comments

[nekofreak.livejournal.com]

oooh! *paws at pic* how loverly! ^_~ that man is so freaking sexy! *huggles* thanks for sharing ^_~

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no prob! ::spreads the johnnylove::

[elefwin.livejournal.com]

dead persons do not post comments... however, this one calls for a resurrection.
damn, and thank you!!
(shhhh, do not wake the gods...)

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::grins:: mighty dying happening at depp_daily and oo. good point. shouldn't wake the gods...::peers heavenward::

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

*insert rampant keyboard mashing here.*

OMFG! O.M.F.G. Well, now I know what I'm going to staring at for the next few hours. Nnggghgh.

I've always loved how /dark/ his eyes are. Not quite black, but dark like strong coffee. *quiver*

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*insert rampant keyboard mashing here.*

yeah. I second and third and forth that.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

It's the eyes and hair for me.

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the hair?? oo..you must have been SCREAMING when he shaved it...

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

I prefer my Johnny hair Ichabod length or shorter. Like in these red jacket pics!

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hee! see, between his disappearing into his roles and his short to long to shortshort hair I didn't figure out I was drooling over the same guy for ages already until only recently...

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!!

[winter]

Judging by the hair length and the highlights, yes, it's recent. Which only goes to prove that Johnny is bloody immortal.

I mean it. They showed Sleepy Hollow here recently, and he looked eighteen in it. He was thirty-five when he shot it.

...okay, now I'm wondering whether he's doing botox. Because damn, some of my twenty-year-old friends have more wrinkles than he does.

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huh.. either that or really good makeup artists?? but no...his candids are remarkable too...

[tacks.livejournal.com]

ajdhsjdsh sdsfogj.

Bloody HELL.

It must be in his genes or something, right? Because normal everyday people don't look like THAT.

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p'rhaps the cherokee?? whatever it is, I hope he passes on the genes to his kids...

[tacks.livejournal.com]

I was thinking that - and yes. lily-Rose is inCREDibly blonde though; maybe Jack will look like him though...

...Okay, is it wrong to be future-lusting after someone? *stares at self* o_0

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o.o not sure.

and I'm not sure whether to be pleased that the kid already has a fan base...altho "Jack Depp" sounds really wierd to me "Jack Paradis" seems like a better go...

[tacks.livejournal.com]

Ah, 'twas merely a momentary dream idea, fear not. Billy's Idol's son, however, IS mine, because he's 16 and therefore I'm allowed. *grin*

And not that Depp is exactly a bad name, but Paradis is a beautiful one.

[babyomlet.livejournal.com]

I know they do brush-ups and whatnot, but that man still has some of the smoothest skin like ever.

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...especially since he lit it on fire before...

but yeah, the most fabulous skin this side of Orlando (omg it GLOWS!) Bloom

[babyomlet.livejournal.com]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Proof positive that he is indestructible

[maymorning.livejournal.com]

I have a weakness for his eyes, mmmm, gorgeous brown eyes. Mind you, the Gods and Goddesses are waking up these days, so who knows! I can see them fighting over him. He'd be like Helen of Troy in reverse! *giggles*

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He'd be like Helen of Troy in reverse!

::adores mental image of Gods and Goddesses fighting over him with the 'urp' expression::

[uguisubari.livejournal.com]

<^^> "Doing a Ganymede on s.o." should become an official proverb. XD I suppose they save him up for later. ^_-

As gorgeous as his eyes are, I must say I like that little asymmetry in his nose. *nose&stripedsocksfetish*

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huh, I didn't even notice the asymmetry until you pointed that out. and yeah, it still *works* for him. doode. ::goes back to drool::

[uguisubari.livejournal.com]

Asymmetry can be so wonderfully appealing in an otherwise perfectly symmetric face. You know, the little imperfection which saves it from being so ethereal it becomes dull and instead gives it something eccentric ... like an accent. ^^;

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

Memo: Men are not allowed to be better at girl things than I, an official girl, am! I can't do good eyeliner to save my life! Okay, I can, but it is a process filled with pain and tears and heartbreak and occasional blood. (Don't ask.)

Oh, and re: pic? Yum, yum yum. He makes me want to lose control and like it.

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well...::hugs:: it could just be the photo shoot's makeup artist

[uguisubari.livejournal.com]

lol agreed! (not to mention even the most perfect eyeliner in the world won't do much good if you have to wear spectacles.)

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

FUCKING HELL!

*melts in a puddle of drool*

[ignited.livejournal.com]

Meep. Johnny giving inspiration to icons now. ::points above::

...Damn him, how he reduces me to having a desire to mash the 1 button repeatedly. (!!!!111!!)

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loveyouricon SO. MUCH.

also? ::dies from hotness::

[sillypants.livejournal.com]

*dies* That is wonderful. Thank you :)

Also -- *dies laughing at your fic* They're fantastic! :D

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thank you!

[fraught.livejournal.com]

Re: picture.

asgsgdshsdhjsjd!!!!!!csgsdfjgs!!!*dies*

That is all.

[silverthoughts.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen that photo either and I've been saving his photos since I was 12. Christ.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

*dies. Just. fucking. dies* Oh, Holy God, that man is sexy. And beautiful, did I mention beautiful. He even managed to look yummy in Nightmare on Elm Street despite being essentially jailbait with stupid 80s hair back then.

And Keanu with make-up... um, disturbing. Yes. Very disturbing. Johnny with eyeliner=OMG fuck me now, Keanu with that much make-up=drag queen.

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you think *you're* dying? duuude, I see that pic again everytime someone leaves a comment or I go looking for something in older entries...::I'm meeeeeeelting:: Too Much Hotness. Cannot. Cope.

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

OMG, those eyes. And the lower lip. I wanna bite it.

So this isn't entirely a hormonal squee post, do you mind if I friend you? 'Cause you're moderately snarky and you write good fic and you seem to hate Bush with a violent passion. All factors pointing towards a very cool person.

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hee! no problemo, I don't mind at all! ::GLOMP:: welcome to the insanity!

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

*glomps back* Thankee-sai!