picSpammage and Spoofage and a rec and bunnies!

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More of the de-motivational spoofage...I think I'm going to be revising these perhaps, probably with the contrast at least if not the image selection themselves...

[Note] The pictures are from various sources: johnnydeppzone.com, banderas-mall.com, ohjohnny.net, and lil_neko's wonderful scans. The quotes are directly from despair.com.















Dedicated to lasergirl69 because of my assedness.

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Anti-Jack?? ::am much amused::

'cause? whoa.

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Do not view unless you have a high 'cute' tolerance and want to be bunnied.

Literally.

Oh, and there's demonic red-eyed bunny porn midway down.

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...and that's all for now, I'll tweak these once I reaquire brainpower and maybe even add a third set. Also, I need need need to illu-iconate a certain something and write and gah.

Also need to move pictures to reliable picture host, but that's another story entirely.

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despair.com is love

[twoskeletons.livejournal.com]

Anti-Jack! Oh dear gawd.
Hawt.
Why isn't it May yet?!

[lasergirl.livejournal.com]

Those de-motivational things are killing me.
x_x <----- that's me dead.

(or it could be me post-"despair" i suppse.. EEHHEE.) how dare you give me things like these at a time like this, :P

EHEHEHEHEE BUNNY PORN!! BUNNY BUNNY BUNYY!!!! oh my god. the cuteness. slays me.

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[permetaform]

::grins:: job well done, then.

[azziria.livejournal.com]

I particularly love 'Goals'... so apt, somehow :-)

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::glomp:: hee! yeah, that was one of my personal faves actually...

[calicokat.livejournal.com]

Still digging the motivational posters. Are these free to be used somewhere? I might have to put one on the info page of my journal or somewhere. Wow.

This whole Anti-Jack thing reminds me of the Guilty Gear fandom convention of taking the different color schemes of your fighter of choice you can use during gameplay and assigning each a permutation of the character's personality.

So while this is our hero Ky Kiske:
http://www.acsok.com/~vc/sprite-central/ggx/kyspriteani.gif
This becomes some totally different character:
http://www.acsok.com/~vc/sprite-central/ggx/kysolcolspriteani.gif
Either Ky's clone, or an evil double, or a good double, or a brother, or anything else you can come up with...

This convention has been about done into the ground in that fandom. Still, if I had to choose an Anti-Jack--recolored light where Jack is dark!! Blue where Jack is red!!--I couldn't go better than with Brad Pitt.

OMG!! Bunnies!! SQUEEE!!!

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oh, feel absolutely free to use any of them.

as for the Anti-Jack...is it just me, or is it highly ironic and amusing that Orlando's to be in a film with the Anti-Jack soon??

(oh btw, have you seen the angora bunnies yet??)

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[calicokat.livejournal.com]

as for the Anti-Jack...is it just me, or is it highly ironic and amusing that Orlando's to be in a film with the Anti-Jack soon??

Hollywood, like fandom, is horribly inbred in its connections... *g* .... *laughs* Does that mean we're the Anti-Hollywood and they the Anti-fandom? That sounds a bit too reaching for me so I better let it drop...

o_o;; Wow. How do those bunnies move? How do they use the restroom? *fears*

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I think they're pretty much waited on paw and foot.

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[blackholedebris.livejournal.com]

Oh my god I can't stop laughing. I thought angora bunnies looked . . . different. You know, with faces and stuff. Visible ones, anyway. My favorite is the gray one with part of its actual face showing. It looks like a rabbit peeking out of something . . . like a woman's fur coat or whatever, instead of the whole thing being bunny. They look they're wearing Eskimo coats. Talk about a sedentary lifestyle. :) Paw and foot. You kill me.

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[blackholedebris.livejournal.com]

Heh, I just couldn't resist taking another look, and one of the gray one's ears reminds me of a fraggle.

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hee! yeah, the scary mutant balls of fluff strikes once again! I nearly spewed all over the screen the first time I saw that...

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[calicokat.livejournal.com]

oh, feel absolutely free to use any of them.

And yay!! Thank you!! I thought I already typed "Yay!! Thank you!!" and it had scrolled down. XD I was just feeling it that strongly. Will have to decide which one...

[melusina]

Bwah! Still loving the de-motivational posters. (Although I feel a bit convicted by the first one - I feel like I should post it in my journal as a warning, I've been so difficult to be around lately. . .)

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heh, feel free to use any you wish! I'm just glad people find them as amusing as I do...

[stepliana.livejournal.com]

BUNNIES.

aw

awwwww

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

flattery strife and goals.

::dies laughing::

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::grins and bows::

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

*sigh* haven't been able to see any of your pics hosted at a.1asphost for the past week or so. I'm missing the fuuuuuun!

LOVE the bunny, though.

I use mac.com for my stuff, and you needn't be a mac user, I don't think.

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meep, well I switched over the first set to a more stable account, and the second set might be done by tonight...

[aea]

The Mad Genius strikes again. This should be a pamphlet or a calendar or an educational movie. Something.
Did you see those rabbits cruising with the top down? And not a killer among them.

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[permetaform]

The Mad Genius strikes again.

shhh! It's a super secret attempt at world de-motivation and glass-is-half-empty-ism...

ah, and rabbit gangs. ::ponders:: might explain the demonic eyes...

I pronounce myself thoroughly dismotivated

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

*squees and huggles pictures* Once again, I declare my complete and utter love for you.

"Despair" and "Strife" are particularly apt (as in, chock full of pure, spit-take-inducing ironic Wrongness).

And "Goals." *snerk* I love the expression on his face, so smug-yet-disgusted.

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::glomp:: aww, thank you!

[scanky-chops.livejournal.com]

Those totally rock dearie. I mean, Flattery alone is just... Oh the little lost boy love. ::grins::

You got any more coming?

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heh, it really depends on whether I can find the right pictures...I've got a couple and is waiting for the right screencap to come along and ravish my brain

[hippediva.livejournal.com]

OH MY GAWD!! You're killin' me!

Goals: especially when the competitive jerk is wearing latex

Despair: ROFLMAO!! pitch black indeed!

Strife: two star-cross'd lovers???

Jaysus these things are simply hilarious. Oh yeah---Ineptitude....yup, that's the one!

::choking with laughter:::

B

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hee! yup, and I just finished the third set too; the complete series is up at agentsands for your approval although the third set alone is up in my journal. ::hugs::

[berne.livejournal.com]

Anti-Jack? I feel ridiculously stupid that I'm the only one not understanding this...

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::giggles:: it's because his coloring is like an opposite of Jack Sparrow's, blond where he is black and pale where he is dark. And it's really really nice to have two Jacks committing lewd acts of smut on each other...

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[berne.livejournal.com]

Oooh. *grin* I shall now look back on those links in a new light.