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so as I understand it from heresay and theresay and thatsay that all the LotR actors are madly shagging one another due to the experience of filming the movies back-to-back.

One wonders, then, what's gonna happen to poor Orlando when they film the PotC sequels back-to-back.

LotR actors: You cheater!

Orlando: [confused] but...but the 'ship's so *pretty*.

Johnny: [grinning] also? Pirate.

...because the pair is unforgivably pretty and Johnny Depp just gets in character like that and Orlando is a hyper-puppy-fanboy and thus off the two shall go to frolick merrily in rum-soaked jello.

::looks around at the carnage, and nods firmly::

yes.



[edit] ::ponders:: to clarify: jello bath. because Johnny-in-a-tub is in so many different ways *so* much better than soap-on-a-rope, and otherwise the tub gets lonely.

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