Insta-Rec

I DON'T CARE if you don't know Smallville.

Why?

"You'd make a pretty penny." She said finally. "You give me a call if you get tired of this superhero business. I'll set you up real well."

Superman glanced down at the card. "Sunrise Escort Services" was brightly proclaimed in red letters that clashed against the green, Bree Parker--Owner, in small curlicue letters below.

"I--you--it--" He trailed off, as he looked up and realized the--Bree--had disappeared.

And? Lex Luthor tries to...help. in his meglomaniacal way.

And it doesn't. ::dies repeatedly::

The fic?

Pimpin' Ain't Easy by svmadelyn

Good Things To Know: Preventing Hotlinking

copy-pasted wholesale from silverthoughts with permission

First, I've turned off direct linking a long time ago. You can do it via your own Cpanel which never really worked for me. So, I created an .htaccess file with the help of this wizard:

http://www.htmlbasix.com/disablehotlinking.shtml

Just follow the instructions but remember to include only the URLS that you want to be able to hotlink from.

I also created a direct linking image (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/silverhawk/layout/linker.jpg) in place of it and uploaded it at a free image host so it will always direct itself somewhere else and no longer on my domain. I create it big, I create it bright because believe it or not, a lot of them have pretty layouts.

I also write a note on my site that if anyone direct links, they only get that direct linking image and I let them see it.

If I do catch someone direct linking, I write them an email [...] to explain why direct linking is wrong, [...] and this link to tell them if they can't read English, it's all translated here:

http://www.obsess-much.com/directlinking

And then I shoot them a suggestion for free image hosting providers so they have no excuse to not save it to their own site:

http://silverthoughts.net/rightclicklick/faq1.html

and then tell them to remove or I will report them to their ISP as a violation to the terms of their host. Most tell me to fuck off. Someone called me a bitch and didn't care what I did so I reported her to DeadJournal abuse and I had her Deadjournal deleted.