Naruto rec

gah, one more final to go through. Mentioned this rec to lierdumoa, is too good not to share:

My Journey In Hell by gelfling

Wherein Naruto does the Orpheus thing 'cause Sasuke dies and someone has to go fetch him...and Hell look sorta like Las Vegas. ::highly amused::

<sub>“Where are the rivers of blood, where are the flames, the harpies and shit! It’s just a bunch of stupid outlet shopping centers! Broken Slurpee machines! Theme park bathroom lines! Do you know how bad I have to pee!? The worst thing that’s happened to me here is some stupid kid trying to sell me broken watches!”

“Come on stupid just buy the damned watch!” said Stupid Kid.

“How come I don’t see anybody? Why’s that guy named Sharon? What kinda name is that for a guy, huh? Do you name each other Susan too! Your name’s Susan, that it!”

By this time, Naruto was *this close * to the graying man’s face, with his nose falling off and Naruto screaming, never minding the smell too much. You wouldn’t know it, but he really was quite nervous. Dead people in Hell shouldn’t be this calm.

Through his daze, Naruto realized the zombie’s hand was up his shirt, touching his stomach. His eyes didn’t even have time to widen before his body reacted.

An involved 20 seconds followed, ending up with much smaller bits of zombie. The watch-seller shut up, his broken Rolex still in his hand. Naruto turned on him.

“Your stomach’s glowing mister.”

Naruto sweated slightly.

“I have indigestion! Shut up!”</sub>