So I totally forgot I found this, but then I found it again REMARKABLE! =D

Sorting Hat: Hey, Jesus.

Jesus: Hey.

Sorting Hat: Well, let's see here...you're not very sneaky. What with being God and all....so, no Slytherin. You're pretty brave...you could be super in Gryffindor...But Hufflepuff might be better. Very loyal, very hard-working. If you're smart you could be in Ravenclaw...

Jesus: OMG THE HAT IS TALKING WTF??

Sorting Hat: Hufflepuff it is then.

- from here