::DIES LIKE OMG SO MUCH::

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I should be finishing up this essay. Instead I found this:

Myers-Briggs's Made Relevant.



INFP: The Idealist

The INFP is a dreamy, imaginitive, idealist, capable of finding the good in anything or anyone, even something as foul as Newark, New Jersey. INFPs are sometimes dangerous to the well-being of society as a whole, as they are prone to adopting subversive and destructive ideologies like "The world should be fair," "People should treat one another well," and "You know, 'Friends' is a really, really stupid television show."

These irrational thought patterns may sometimes cause INFPs to run off and join the circus, the Resistance, or the Rebellion, where they tend to do well in any position requiring excellent hand-eye coordination or mastery of the Force.

COMPATIBILITY: INFPs and ISTJs generally exhibit a natural predator/prey relationship, which, though it might appear harsh and cruel from the outside, is all part of the natural cycle of life. In fact, were it not for the predation of the ISTJ, the population of INFPs would soon grow to unsustainable levels, overwhelming the ability of their ecological niche to support them.

Famous idealists include that girl in your sixth-grade homeroom who got the teacher fired for saying that girls aren't good at math; that guy in the cubicle next to yours who got the manager fired for saying that women don't make good employees; and Anais Nin.


ENFP: The Scientologist

The ENFP is a creative thinker who sees all humanity as connected to a cosmic whole, and gives of himself tirelessly to improve the condition of his fellow man.

Whether he's creating bizarre religions aimed at bringing us all back to our origins as immortal space aliens made of pure thought or conducting seminars and classes on alien abduction, the ENFP is always seeking the answers to the great mysteries of life, such as "Who are we?" and "How can I use two tin cans and a Radio Shack multimeter to bring enlightenment to the world?" and "What is it with UFOs and anal probing, anyway?"

RECREATION: The ENFP is gregarious, outgoing, and slightly silly; they often spend their leisure time engaged in role-playing games, having pillow fights that lead to wild, lustful lesbian orgies, or being abducted by space aliens.

COMPATIBILITY: ENFPs are happiest in relationships with Tom Cruise.

Famous ENFPs include anyone who has ever dated Tom Cruise.



...which just goes to show that I'm probably better off being gregarious 'cause being Introverted doesn't work so well with the rest of my personality. ::wry grin:: Though relationship prospects look better, oddly enough, with being Introverted. huh.

Comments

[lisa-bee.livejournal.com]

Haha!

I am apparently either a member of the Thought Police or a Beaurocrat.

Sooo, you've dated Tom Cruise...

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=D You're Thought Police? ::is prey::

_{::gigglefits:: in my dreams only, he was a bit short}

[lisa-bee.livejournal.com]

*Supinas records of your thoughts for the public good*

*Wiretaps everything in sight and out of sight*

He is a bit short, enit? Add in the crazy-bastard bit, and there's a bit of a stumbling block, I guess.

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[thoughts]
"...The Rainbow portrait by Isaac Oliver, a mid-length---OOO SHINY, I should draw BUTTERFLIES"
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_{dude, Scientology says that women aren't supposed to scream during labor. and no drugs. wtf. poor Katie Homes...}

[lisa-bee.livejournal.com]

*notes: No threat. Unless very skilled in misdirection, in which case v. big threat. Further analysis later. Oooh, shiny!*

I know! No painkillers either! I mean, OUCH

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[thoughts]
VID! Elizabethan jewels! ooo...I want BPAL...
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_{Think that's why Nicole choose to adopt all their kids?}

[lisa-bee.livejournal.com]

BPAL is so awesome.

That, or the craziness that seems to be endemic wherever he goes, you know?

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::nods:: I want The City In The Sea so bad but I'm saving that for a x-mas present to myself. (well, that and Heirophant and The Fool and The Moon and Snow White and...::cough:: well.)

_{Heh, yeah, and I think he gets more than his fair share of practical jokes just 'cause his reactions are so entertaining. I think he started suing the pranksters...}

[lisa-bee.livejournal.com]

I keep myself from looking at the site too often, because it's all just so tempting.

He started suing pranksters? What the hell is wrong with him?

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They brought back Antique Lace. ie. Vanilla Scent from Heaven. GAH ::sits on hands::

_{...they squirted water in his face during an 'interview'? I think it was one of those 'punk'd' things that Ashton Kutcher started}

[lisa-bee.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I love vanilla!

_{He sued them for squirting him with water? WTF is he smoking?}

[cicer.livejournal.com]

I'm somewhere bewteen ENTP (The Mad Scientist) and INTP (The Egghead). The descirptions for both are appallingly accurate. *dies*

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::cracks up:: innit?

Heh, go find an evol overlord yo!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Man, this bit? The INTP can often understannd even the most subtle nuances of lattice quantum chromodynamics, but cannot perform more concrete tasks such as dressing himself, operating a motor vehicle, or opening a door.

SO TRUE! I smack into the walls on a daily basis. I did it just a few hours ago because I was too consumed with my thoughts about how exactly a person might be able teleport himself, scientifically speaking, to notice where I was going. Seriously.

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XD Oh dear. ::rubs your forehead::

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Another of my friends testing borderline I/E I'd never have believed it of. I never come close to testing E, my greay area's between INTJ and INFJ. I think I'll take the contractor over the conspiracy theorist who bites the dust, thanks!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

There's actually quite a bit of overlap with INTP and ENTP, I think. I really depends on the situation to determine how social I'll be. I'm generally a loner by choice, but I can be extremely social when I need to be.

Either way, I'm seem to be a carzy genius. XD

[cicer.livejournal.com]

*crazy.

A genius who can't spell! How very INTP of me. *dies*

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can do full sociable mode for a while - sometimes a very short while, depending who with! I'm better than I used to be. But if I don't get my alone time, I want to scream.

Being a little crazy is good for the soul :-)

[atdelphi.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

I'm INTJ, 'the outside contractor', and for years my friends have been telling me that a supervillain would have an exponentially better chance of success if he had me working for him.

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heeeeeeeeee! ::keeps that in mind:: Next time I find a decent Evil Overlord, I'll point them in your direction!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Point them out to me, too! They'll need a Mad Scientist, after all, and I have no interest in being the figurehead of the operation. Too risky. I'll pull the strings and blow up the world from behind the curtain.

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* Fun results!

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::peers at your icon:: whaaa?

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

Manip, sadly. But you should check out the anime it came from, One Piece!

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hee! I thought it was one piece, that's part of why I got so wierded out because I was all, "That CAN'T be canon....can it? o.0"

[darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com]

THE ANIMATIONS ARE BOTH REAL. Zoro, panting while eagle-spread on the ground, Luffy's head bobbing up and down at that very angle -- I capped them each frame by frame from the actual episodes. I just had to put them together at the end. XDD God, I love it when canon can be twisted so deliciously.

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::gigglefits and nods::

[hyperfocused.livejournal.com]

Oh, these are great. I'm an INFP myself, and this rings entirely too true. I'd rather be Anais Nin than get people fired, though.

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::blinks:: who IS Anais Nin anyways?

[jackiekjono.livejournal.com]

She wrote really good porn. Find "Little Birds." Definately worth it.

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huh! ::goes to look::

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

A scientologist? Dooood, you scare me! And I'd never have thought you'd test borderline on I/E....

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Heh, scientologist in thought I think, much like I'm a bit Buddhist in thought; I'm not one for organized religions...


And I'd never have thought you'd test borderline on I/E....

=D I've tested as "I" for a long time...but the more recently I've been in fandom, the more I swing towards "E".

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, maybe I should retest, I haven't done it in a while....

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hee! yeah, I take it every half year or so (when I remember it) to check for "drift"...

[aliaswestgate.livejournal.com]

The Martyr. Carrying the star wars metaphor...Does that make me Obi Wan Kenobi?

*laughs* An amusing variation indeed. I need to get back to work on my own WIPs--and planning.

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XD

::highfives and waves pompoms:: YOU CAN DO IT! =D

[aliaswestgate.livejournal.com]

Thank you. ^_^;; Just slightly mad, i must be. Preparing to start up college again while working full time. Now NaNoWriMo. My job isn't exactly 'easy' either. *laughs*

Martyr? Maybe not, but i sure as hell am a glutton for punishment. *facepalms* I just distracted myself from those one shots i have to finish!

*kicks up MS Word, makes trip to the fridge for latest grocery raid loot*

[loligo.livejournal.com]

:: helpless laughter ::

Omigod, I have never had so much fun with the Myers-Briggs before. I'm an INFP sometimes leaning toward INTP, and the husband is INTJ sometimes leaning toward INFJ. So when we got to "INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they're in a relationship," we just died.

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::gigglefit:: Oh man!

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

INTJ. I won't build the evil empire, but I'll help maintain it when it's there. Machiavelli would be so proud of me.

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HEEE! ::high-fives:: also, ICON LOVE!

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

http://www.strangeplaces.net/torch/aboutalamp.html

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

amireal
astolat (can write Ronon)
basingstoke (can write Ronon)
fabularasa
~giddygeek
isilya
kaneko
~liviapenn
rageprufrock
sdraevn (can write Ronon)
seperis

I laughed so hard when I saw this...

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[etsumilau.livejournal.com]

You've been invited to join naruto_wishlist!

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thank you for the invite! Unfortunately writing is like pulling teeth for me, so I probably wouldn't be able to make the deadline. I'm really sorry, but I don't want to be responsible for someone's fic and totally not even finish it.

[etsumilau.livejournal.com]

haha, I understand :D