asdfklj BRAIN, WHY?

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...so, wicked mad busy at work, which is OF COURSE when I wake up with the thought that:

You know, Kisame would make a fantastic Sailor Mercury.

Whereupon I said to self, "Self. Why. Also you're too busy. Also that would totally be Zabuza."

And then.

And then.

On the drive to work I realized that, no, no it would so totally be Kisame.

'cause the two cats are Zetsu.

'cause Sasuke is totally Tuxedo Kamen with all the side-switching.

And Sailor Moon is Madara.

...

Sailor Mars is totally Itachi.

And the Konoha crew is of course under Queen Naruto, I mean Beryl, I mean Naruto.

::DIES::

BRAIN. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

(I SO don't need this right now...)

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[octocoffee.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
BRB DYING.

Aish, I need to get back to writing. But life is so haarrddd... /whines

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IKR? QUEEN BERYL AND HER MULTI-GENDERED HAREM. And liek, maaaybe there's a piece of moon crystal in her, I mean him, I mean her. SAILOR MOON NEEDS TO QUIT GATHERING THEM UP, they're just FINE sitting in the chests of ppl come on now! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' MOON KINGDOM.

also, yes, life, omg x.x

[uzumaki_rakku]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO WRITE THIS! even tho I don't really know abt sailor moon XDDDDDDDD

good job, brain. 8D

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO GO WITH IT.

...AND HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT SAILOR MOON? o.0

[uzumaki_rakku]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Well, I only started on manga/anime abt... a year and a half ago? Or something. And Sailor Moon was NEVER my type of anime, so...... I only knew it 'cause a friend was reading+watching it for fun. o.O But it's just so shojo! Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeargh.

XD

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it's just... one of those anime that you sorta know 'cause it's everywhere...

like dragonball. XD

[uzumaki_rakku]

truuuuuuuuuee... Well I kinda know enough to sorta get the vague gist of what your brain's talking about, except not really. XD

dragonball gave me a bad impresson D: IDK why! I just don't like it....... might be the character design, or something. XD

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lol well, well, see... like, Queen Beryl tried to seduce Tuxedo Kamen from Sailor Moon for like... at least a season or two. BUT THEIR LOVE WAS TOO PURE.

And Sailor Moon's heart was in the right place so she got shit done despite being a dumbass.

Deidara is clearly Sailor Venus.

...I wonder if Kakuzu is Sailor Jupiter... ::ponder!::

WAIT NO. KAKUZU AND HIDAN CLEARLY HAS TO BE SAILOR URANUS AND NEPTUNE. 'cause of their twu wuv.

Saturn is perhaps Pein, and Pluto perhaps Konan,

hmmm, the rest of them's tricky. Sasori, Orochimaru and/or Kabuto, and only Sailor Jupiter left... oooor, I can just make Sasori into Jupiter and consider Oro-chan already dead? ::poooonder::

...there's also baby!moon aka Chibi Usa. Sailor Moon and Tuxedo's daughter.

::DIESDIESDIES:: ARE YOU THERE YET?

[uzumaki_rakku]

kinda, just, XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD x.x

ohdear.

this is cracky. and hilarious. your brain is scary!

xD

@__@

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::BEAAAAAMS::

I mean Queen Naruto just wants to have peace and sunshine and awesome asskicking under his rule, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK??

Also, floor length gowns. The gowns are KEY.

[uzumaki_rakku]

nope, not at all. XD

gowns are pretty... I want one... =wails=

XD

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lol, Well, and the brain break of Naruto just randomly switching genders with it on and breaking Kakashi's brain and Kakahi just, y'know, sliding a hand uppppp under it.

[uzumaki_rakku]

=cackles!!!=

My school is kinda really pruuuude. We have something like a graces camp with 2 formal dinners which were turned less formal and now we're discouraged to wear gowns. Aaaaaaand now there are rules like "NO CLEAVAGE NO CHEST NO BACK NO SHORT SKIRTS" .__. Although yeah, we're still kinda young................ but still!

XD

hmm, and, sidenote -- won't Kyuubi be Metalia then? Something something. XD

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hmmm, tricky! But well, I suppose eventually no?

...I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW SAILOR MOON, WHAT IS THIS YOU SAY ABOUT METALIA???

Actually I was thinking that could be Yondaime-chan...and the silver crystal = Juubi, 'cause Sailor Moon was all trying to gather up the shards...

[uzumaki_rakku]

I still don't! =grins= But I research fast~ 8D

.......Ohdear that just makes it even crazier. (Y)

XD

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lol doesn't it just?

Just... I mean Itachi in a short short skirt. Just immaaaaaagine it.

...

Now imagine Kisame. ^_~

[uzumaki_rakku]

I'm reminded of that comic-thing someone did on dA... y'know, with Naruto trying to pull off an Oiroke as a last-ditch attempt against Itachi........... and Itachi just unties her hair and said "I'm prettier."

XDDDDDDDDDDD

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D=

WHERE IS THIS????

[uzumaki_rakku]

um. I think it's by sekra or someone? I can look it up for you? :D
XD be right back!

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WHEEEEEE!!!

Sakura is a general too, in a spiffy grey uniform looking generally polished and pristine except when she's FOAMING AT THE MOUTH OVER THOSE STUPID SAILOR SENSEI'S AND OMG DEIDARA, SHAAAAAAAAVE.

Which is why they usually make her fight Sailor Sasori anyhoo.

[wingwyrm.livejournal.com]

I suppose that would work, wouldn't it? Seeing as Mamoru had a thing for Rei before he switched over to liking Usagi because of 'destiny' or what-have-you. :)

And, of course, Beryl's insane creepy stalker love of Prince Endymion. And chasing him for what? A thousand years?

(Kakashi would totally be Kunzite ROFLMAO)

HAI YOU.

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I KNOW RIGHT?? RIIIIGHT?? AND OH GOD ITACHI IN A SAILOR FUKU.

ITACHI. SAILOR. FUCKING. FUKU. LEGS UP TO INFINITY AND BEYOND.

Sasuke-chan would so be making eyes at that. XD

And no one does determined!stalker like Naruto uh huh! ^_________^

(soooo Kunzite. So much. So so.

God, Naruto, onna throne, in a BALLGOWN. AND ALL, "HAI THAR GENERAL KAKASHI ::LEER::"

K: "Why are you in a dress?"

N: "It doesn't look good on me?" ::woeful flicking at a strap::

K: ::watches as strap glides down:: "uh, did you say something?")

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[sarabi-v2.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't feed this fire but...

http://media.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/64139/Sailor%20Itachi.jpg?=123

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/339/0/7/sailor_itachi_by_capricorn20-d34bgxo.png

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/Sailorhanson/SailorItachi.png

YOU'RE WELCOME! XD

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[sarabi-v2.livejournal.com]

Oh and this too just because it came up under the same image search and just...LOL. Bad cosplay is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! <4

http://www.cosplay-world.com/Japan-Expo-8-2007/Japan-Expo-2007-sam-Ben-DSC08067.jpg

Re: HAI YOU.

[wingwyrm.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE SCARRED ME. FOR LIFE.

TNKS X|

('though, the costumes were well done...)

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[wingwyrm.livejournal.com]

The second was is the best :DDD 3's not bad either.

1? Almost as bad as 4 *wibble*

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SEE!!! I AM CLEARLY NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS IDEA AWESOMESAUCE.

...huh, these are actually quite good. XD