my fandom and pairings...

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Pairings that make me go 'Oooo, must read!':
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“Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows”
—John Callahan
Kakashi/Naruto

“Not if anything to say about it I have.”
--Yoda
John McClane/Matt Farrell

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
--Lisa Claymen
Jack/Will
Jack/Will/Elizabeth
Jack/various

Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
- Samuel Butler
Sheppard/McKay (SGA)

"You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul."
- Julie de Lespinasse
Sasuke/Naruto (Naruto)

"All our young lives we search for someone to love, someone to make us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope, all the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, someone perfect is searching for us."
- The Wonder Years
Hakkai/Gojyo (Saiyuki)

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
- Sydney Smith
Kenren/Tenpou (Saiyuki Gaiden)

"If there's no sex in your violence, then you're obviously doing it wrong."
- Just a little Bit More, Sara
Sands/El Mariachi

"If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?"
--Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Superman/Lex (various comic and Smallville)

"The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laugher, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder."
~ Virginia Woolf
Wolfwood/Vash (Trigun)

"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Harry/Draco
Draco/Ron
Ron/Pansy
Snape/Black
Maximus/Commodus (Gladiator)

"The cynics are right nine times out of ten."
- Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
Snape/Ron
Snape/...miscellany people/objects

"Size Matters."
Snape/Hagrid
Hellboy/Meyers


Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Bobby/Hank (Xmen)


Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
-Anon
Goku/Vejita

"Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways."
- William Shakespeare
Boromir/Faramir (LotR)

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
Legolas/Gimli

"I'm not a control freak. I'm a control enthusiast."
-Joss Whedon, Firefly DVD commentary
Batman/Flash (JL)
Batman/Various
Tim/Kon (TT)

"Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."
-Arsenic and Old Lace
Flash/Various (JL)
Bart/Various (TT)

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks
Ford/Arthur (Hitchhiker's Guide)

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
~ Rodney Dangerfield.
Bobby/Darien (IMan)
Silk/Anyone (Eddings')

"What is love? two souls and one flesh; friendship? two bodies and one soul."
-Joseph Roux
Luke/Han
Starsky/Hutch
Fezzik/Inigo

Love is friendship set afire.
-unknown
Bright/Ephram
Kirk/Spock

"You have to believe in something," said Flojian. "If not the gods, what?" "Nights like this," said Avila. "Good food. Good friends. And wine to dull the edge of things."
-Eternity Road, Jack McDevitt
Joxer/Ares

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin
Eminem/anyone
Shawn/Cory (BMW)
Jack/Eric (BMW)

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Tuvok/Paris (Voyager)
Xander/Angel

"Following you around lets me kill a lot of people."
-Edward, The Lunatic Cafe, Laurell K. Hamilton
Xander/Spike
Alucard/Walter (Hellsing)

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
- Unknown
Picard/Q

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. –Herm Albright
Xellos/Zelgadiss

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for
- Unknown
Michael/Birkoff (La Femme Nikita)
Logan/Scott
Logan/Remy

The flame of anger, bright and brief, sharpens the barb of love.
- Walter S. Landor
Maul/Qui
Maul/Obi

It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966)
Logan/EdwardScissorhands

"Life is eternal and love is immortal, and death is only a horizon... and a horizon is nothing, save the limit of our sight."
-Carly Simon
Ichabod/Hessian (Sleepy Hollow)
Duncan/Methos

"Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others."
-Oscar Wilde
Klaus/Dorian (With love from Eroica)

"I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night."
-Woody Allen
Jet/Spike/Faye (Cowboy Bebop)

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Jet/Spike

"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
Neo/Morpheus

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
~ Woody Allen.
Neo/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith/Smith...

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."
-Unknown
Lucifer/Ezekiel (Brimstone)

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
Crowley/Aziraphael
Lucifer/God (Bible)

"I guess I always had a soft spot for the lunatic fringe."
-Sam Carter, Stargate SG-1
Leon/Count D (Petshop of Horrors)

"'In the end, you die in the arms of your friend, and he dies in yours, that a world might live.'"
-JMS, The Shadow of His Thoughts
Londo/G'Kar (B5)

"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."
- John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)
Vetinari/Vimes (Discworld)

Rick/Ardeth (The Mummy)

If you love someone, let him go... If he comes back to you, it was meant to be. If he doesn't, kill him.
Bill/Priest (Gangs of New York)
Bill/Amsterdam

Generally, homicide is not a good way to continue a relationship.
-Meowzer
Leonard/Teddy (Memento)

"Are you trying to blow up the building, or are you just plain crazy?"
"Careful... trick question."
-Men in Black, the cartoon
J/K (MiB)

"All you need in this life is a tremendous sex drive and a great ego. Brains don't mean a shit."
- Captain Tony
Jay/Silent Bob

"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches."
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
Johnny/Rayden (Mortal Kombat)

You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.
-Bumper sticker
Folken/Dilandau (Escaflowne)

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
- Finley Peter Dunne
Danny/Rusty (Ocean's Eleven)

Comments

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omg, thank you for pointing this out! ::goes to stare at code::

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It's not the blockquotes, but I'm glad I now know what blockquotes are cause those are spiffy.

It's this:

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It's not the blockquotes, but I'm glad I now know what blockquotes are cause those are spiffy.

It's this:

<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/viva_gloria/72580.html?view=515460#t515460"">Jack/Will</a>
Jack/Will/Elizabeth
Jack/various
<blockquote>Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
--Lisa Claymen

There's an extra " at the end of the <a href= thing.

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I'm weird, it was bugging me not knowing what was going on with it. LOL.

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