oh HELL yeah! ::biggiehugeMAJORSMUGNESS::

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from http://www.celebmatch.com/

My compatibility with Johnny Depp based on biorhythms:

physical = 99%
emotional = 94%
intellectual = 84%
total = 90%

HAH! ::huge grin:: tho I kinda figured that intellectually there would be less of a match because I'd probably be reduced to a gibbering mess around him.

::goes to check 'best matches'::

Sean Biggerstaff = 97%
Dan Miller = 95%
Devon Sawa = 95%
Michael Saucedo = 95%
Taylor Hanson = 94%

::blinkity:: Taylor Hanson??

nevertheless: 90% with Johnny Depp? and 99% physically? Most highly acceptable. ::grins::

[edit] huh, eminem = 68%, antonio banderas = 88%...

[edit2] Oh. My. God. RPS! ::RUNS off to check...::

[edit3]

Johnny Depp / Antonio Banderas
physical = 96%
emotional = 94%
intellectual = 58%
total = 83%

which is better than Johnny Depp / Orlando Bloom
physical = 99%
emotional = 33%
intellectual = 4%
total = 46%

4%!! ::laughs SO hard:: Orlando, you fanboy you.

Johnny Depp's Best Matches
Judd Nelson = 99%
Lyle Lovett = 99%
Dennis Rodman = 98% (::dies::)
Paul McDermott = 97%

Orlando Bloom's best matches weren't interesting...

Antonio Banderas's Best Matches
Matt Dillon = 99%
Rodney Rowland = 99%
Mel Gibson = 98% (::dies repeatedly::)
Michael Jordan = 96%

Comments

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

Johnny Depp / Orlando Bloom ... intellectual = 4%

(*dies*) One percent for every time Johnny threatened to take out a restraining order. ;P

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...does that include the glomping on the red carpet??

::ponders:: I wonder if THAT's why Johnny never attended the European promos of PotC...

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

What, and all the belly-rubbing? Yes. :D

Probably - I can picture him staying at his hotel, cowering in the corner with the doors bolted, the blinds drawn and the phone disconnected, holding a stick and chanting, "Bloom can't get me now, Bloom can't get me now," over and over while giggling to himself. :P

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heh, and he'd be all 'Deer in the Headlights' and Orlando would just be. well. massively stubborn and channeling blacksmith and going fanboy and *~*Sparkling*~*!!

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

:D Orlando would be taking a stool he borrowed from the lobby and trying to ram it under the door, muttering about "leverage" and how "it worked in the movie". Cut to Johnny crying and making the sign against the evil eye. :P

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Mayhap he'd call Viggo and Ian for advice. They'd end up being unrepentant and triumphant and offer insincere condolences.

and Orlando? still !!*~*sPArKliNg*~*!!