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circe_tigana's 882 Ways to Appease the Heathen Gods challenge
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::whirling rip in the space-time continuum::
::permetaform peeks in, shifty-eyed::
::jumps out, snatches a coin out of a pirates' hands::
"You want it?" ::waves gold in front of their eyes::
"Follow me." ::ducks under swords and leaps back into the rip::
::sprints across the Lawn as scribbling out something on an envelope and tucking the coin in::
"Huff puff wheeeeeze."
::pounds on the front door and hands it to the nearest guy in suit and sunglasses::
"Rush delivery, ASAP!"
The Secret Service peers at the address label.
"Yes ma'am, right away ma'am."
::grins as they race to put the coin into the Shrub's hands::
::holds open the door for the pirates::
circe_tigana's 882 Ways to Appease the Heathen Gods challenge []
::whirling rip in the space-time continuum::
::
permetaform peeks in, shifty-eyed::::jumps out, snatches a coin out of a pirates' hands::
"You want it?" ::waves gold in front of their eyes::
"Follow me." ::ducks under swords and leaps back into the rip::
::sprints across the Lawn as scribbling out something on an envelope and tucking the coin in::
"Huff puff wheeeeeze."
::pounds on the front door and hands it to the nearest guy in suit and sunglasses::
"Rush delivery, ASAP!"
The Secret Service peers at the address label.
George W. Bush::uses Jedi Mind Trick (tm)::
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20500
"Yes ma'am, right away ma'am."
::grins as they race to put the coin into the Shrub's hands::
::holds open the door for the pirates::