When in Doubt: Laugh

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Presidential Debate: Version doqz

Kerry: Liar, liar, pants on fire. British are cool, but I am not even gonna talk about the rest of punk-ass bitches like Australia and Poland. I am too busy concentrating on how to win friends and influence people.

Bush: Wrong war, wrong time, wrong place. What a dumbass slogan.

Kerry: Beats “Mission Accomplished.”

Lehrer and Doqz: … Ooooh. Burn!

...or in otherwords doqz does tonight's debate in the most amusing of ways: The Debate in 15 Minutes.

And, when in doubt, turn to metaquotes

In response to Kerry gives us pr0n faster!
nerdork: And better pr0n, too. As Bush was eager to point out, Kerry keeps changing positions!!!111one

In the same vein, thewayout's debate watch

Kerry: Did I mention I went to Vietnam?

Bush: We can't change our position!

Tracy: DON'T CHANGE THE POSITION! MISSIONARY, MISSIONARY, MISSIONARY!

Kerry: *says something about balls*

Tracy and I: *laugh our asses off*

trollprincess is amusing as usual (don't forget to check out the comments)

buffyx's Presidential Debate Notes

luna_k's links to good stuff

Jessi Klein's blog comments