Fish Update and Meme

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Fish Update

...you must realize, that it's roughly the third day of Vash's state of disappearance.

And, I am not shitting you, he has re-appeared.

(or rather, my roommate's boyfriend found him in a corner blindspot against my desk, but that's just semantics)

They've placed him in my fish bowl and there he floats, a bit bruised-looking and quite dead. ::moment of silence::

BUT! There is a body! BWHAHAHA! The laws of physics remain intact!

...tho no alien abduction.

::peers at fish:: the belly looks a bit bloated however...

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phreid

Though I'm slightly worried about that bloating. Fizh-zombie mpreg might be a tad traumatic for all involved.

::STARES:: Vash came back from the dead pregnant...

No, wait. Let me repeat that for you fellow Trigun slashers:

Vash came back from the dead, pregnant.

::DIES OF LAUGHING*SO*HARDOMG::

Wolfwood, you cad.

XD

::glomps phreid::

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For reference: Wolfwood (the fish)'s death and Vash gone MIA


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Happy Birthday rokeon and sdwolfpup! May your years be full of silver linings found and strange things to giggle at!

Comments

[rainjewel.livejournal.com]

That is so incredibly weird, and I'm sorry for you.

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heh, I'm just mostly amused by the entire situation...

[phreid.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on the return of your fish.

Though I'm slightly worried about that bloating. Fizh-zombie mpreg might be a tad traumatic for all involved.

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!!! ::glomps you and goes to edit post::

[xoverau.livejournal.com]

Thank God. I was starting to really get freaked about that damn fish. *laughs*

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but you were amused, ya gotta admit!

[penm.livejournal.com]

Uh. Congratulations on finding a body.

Condolences upon the death of your fish.

Coffee is the jetlagged traveller's best friend. It's like a court case: Eight Time Zones v. Instant Coffee.

My sister just fell asleep in her chair. She was folded in the 'turtle' pose like in yoga, with a pillow on the arm of her chair and her face buried in it. I just laughed at her for about five minutes straight.

Um...

*blatantly steals your jargon and BUTTPRINTS!*

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XD that's hilarious! and I'm more amused by the fish than anything else, at this point.

[shaggirl.livejournal.com]

My condolences on your fish!

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=) I'm more amused than anything else

[sequinissues.livejournal.com]

Wolfwood, you cad.

*is cackling like a madwoman*

I knew Vash was going on some sort of a spiritual journey to find his longlost lovah. I knew it!

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I knew Vash was going on some sort of a spiritual journey to find his longlost lovah. I knew it!

::bows:: you see the truth, and it is shining...

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

Hee. Well, on the plus side - you have found Vash. Now you have solved the mystery and can go about your life without worrying that he is out there, somewhere, zombie-fied and not in his tank and perhaps craving human flesh.

On the negative side, this means that Vash is, sadly, not the Fish Messiah. Shame that. ;)

Poor, poor fishie.

Linzee

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heee, but he's all preggers. XD

[nekofreak.livejournal.com]

Fizh-zombie mpreg might be a tad traumatic for all involved.

*snorts water through nose* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! i TOLD you he was a zombie! (though i was looking forward to his return on easter >.>)

*hugs* well i'm glad you have closure anyway

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I know! THERE'S A BODY!! ::beams widely::

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Vash came back from the dead pregnant.

*shrieks with laughter* I cannot tell you how much that made my day. Thank you.

*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*

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::grins and bows::

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

Wolfwood, you cad.

Oh my good god I can't. stop. laughing.

Condolences, though, because it feels a bit wrong to be laughing at a dead pet. Ah, Vash, rest in peace, assured that your death (and subsequent preganancy) brought hilarity to us all. XD

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your icon!

::giggles:: and the laughter is expected; myself, I'm more amused than anything else.

Ah, Vash, rest in peace, assured that your death (and subsequent preganancy)

::snickers and imagines Vash railing in a church...::

[guede-mazaka.livejournal.com]

You found it. And...okay. You are a never-ending source of hilarity. In a completely non-mocking way.

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::grin and bows:: I live to serve.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Vash came back from the dead pregnant.

Wolfwood, you cad.
*shrieks in glee* Oh God, that made my entire night! WxV4Evah!!11!1

Poor Vash, doomed to bear the burden of single zombie fatherhood.

Seriously, I'm glad you finally found a body. Otherwise, I'm sure it would have bugged you forever. (Ooh, and I'm especially glad you found it now, as opposed to two weeks from now, when it started to smell)

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Poor Vash, doomed to bear the burden of single zombie fatherhood.

XD Glad Meryl and Milly aren't around, 'cause methinks it would only be worse.

And yeah, really really glad I caught it before it really started to rot...

[iseult-variante.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy you found him! And sorry that he didn't make it. :(

Zombie mpreg, huh? Although, now I want to watch Trigun. I think I've only seen the first two disks or so, and that was a couple years ago. *craves*

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...you didn't stay around to meet wolfwood???? dude, you're missing out =D

surprise surprise

[laizeohbeets.livejournal.com]

(NFP)You are a GRYFFINDOR!

As a Gryffindor and as an NFP, you are idealistic,
loyal, and committed to doing what you know is
right. Creative, optimistic, and interested in
possibilities, you prefer to keep your options
open. You are curious, imaginative, and
perceptive. You value harmony highly, and are
excellent at resolving conflicts.


(http://quizilla.com/users/ReaderRavenclaw/quizzes/Hogwarts%20Sorting%20Hat%3A%20Based%20on%20Myers-Briggs%20Personality%20Typing/)


...when do i not get gryffindor?

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

I knew it! Another fish killer on my friends list. What is UP witchoo people?

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it flipped out by itself tho!

[lierdumoa.livejournal.com]

Wolfwood, you cad.

Heee! Heeeeeeee!

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::points at icon::

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

You found the fish! Well good. I feared a sudden influx of zombie fish we'd have to fight off by holing up in a mall somewhere.

Thanks for the birthday wishes! :)

[pinkdormouse.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear you solved the mystery of the missing fish.

Gina

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

...but where's Knives? *looks around suspiciously*

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...

you're right. That may be a problem.