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There...is a problem.
See, I went on a retreat for this weekend and came back and...
Vash is missing.
Wait, lemme clarify: Vash, my goldfish, is missing.
I would understand if Vash decided to go belly up. I would be peeved, but I would understand. [Wolfwood died before him and it was only a matter of time after all ;)]
But, see, there was no body.
No. Body.
Words cannot expressed how utterly confused I am...
[update]
It was in a pan, no filters; and I've checked behind the desk, no body.
[update2]
Checked through the paperwork on the desk. No fish. Windows were closed, so it couldn't have flown or flipped out.
Going to check the fridge...wish me luck.
[update3]
checked fridge AND freezer.
no fish.
::is stumped::
[update4]
...and here's the thing, I REMEMBER putting Vash back into the pan after I washed it out 'cause it looked vaguely confused. I was amused that it looked "er?" (much like Orlando Bloom) and then sprinkled some fish flakes on top.
Then I ran around getting stuff together for the retreat and then I ran out the door.
The fish flakes are still there, floating.
Somehow that's sadder than anything else.
[update5]
Expanding search parameters to 5m around last known location.
[update6]
...hairballs on floor. Still no fish.
[update7]
::ponders:: If it ascended, think it'll be back, come Easter?
[update8]
Roommate has returned and reports no fish sighting as she was gone for the week as well. As she is not prone to practical jokes or random thievery I am inclined to believe her.
We are suspecting the landlord.
See, I went on a retreat for this weekend and came back and...
Vash is missing.
Wait, lemme clarify: Vash, my goldfish, is missing.
I would understand if Vash decided to go belly up. I would be peeved, but I would understand. [Wolfwood died before him and it was only a matter of time after all ;)]
But, see, there was no body.
No. Body.
Words cannot expressed how utterly confused I am...
[update]
It was in a pan, no filters; and I've checked behind the desk, no body.
[update2]
Checked through the paperwork on the desk. No fish. Windows were closed, so it couldn't have flown or flipped out.
Going to check the fridge...wish me luck.
[update3]
checked fridge AND freezer.
no fish.
::is stumped::
[update4]
...and here's the thing, I REMEMBER putting Vash back into the pan after I washed it out 'cause it looked vaguely confused. I was amused that it looked "er?" (much like Orlando Bloom) and then sprinkled some fish flakes on top.
Then I ran around getting stuff together for the retreat and then I ran out the door.
The fish flakes are still there, floating.
Somehow that's sadder than anything else.
[update5]
Expanding search parameters to 5m around last known location.
[update6]
...hairballs on floor. Still no fish.
[update7]
::ponders:: If it ascended, think it'll be back, come Easter?
[update8]
Roommate has returned and reports no fish sighting as she was gone for the week as well. As she is not prone to practical jokes or random thievery I am inclined to believe her.
We are suspecting the landlord.
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...
you think it goes through walls?
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Or MAYBE he now has bigass heaty eyes like those fish down deep except his are lazer ones and he heated the window until it melted back to sand and water and swam through it and then somehow cooled it down and reformed it from the other side.
Or MAYBE I should stop.
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he MUTATED?
::is rather proud::
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