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There...is a problem.
See, I went on a retreat for this weekend and came back and...
Vash is missing.
Wait, lemme clarify: Vash, my goldfish, is missing.
I would understand if Vash decided to go belly up. I would be peeved, but I would understand. [Wolfwood died before him and it was only a matter of time after all ;)]
But, see, there was no body.
No. Body.
Words cannot expressed how utterly confused I am...
[update]
It was in a pan, no filters; and I've checked behind the desk, no body.
[update2]
Checked through the paperwork on the desk. No fish. Windows were closed, so it couldn't have flown or flipped out.
Going to check the fridge...wish me luck.
[update3]
checked fridge AND freezer.
no fish.
::is stumped::
[update4]
...and here's the thing, I REMEMBER putting Vash back into the pan after I washed it out 'cause it looked vaguely confused. I was amused that it looked "er?" (much like Orlando Bloom) and then sprinkled some fish flakes on top.
Then I ran around getting stuff together for the retreat and then I ran out the door.
The fish flakes are still there, floating.
Somehow that's sadder than anything else.
[update5]
Expanding search parameters to 5m around last known location.
[update6]
...hairballs on floor. Still no fish.
[update7]
::ponders:: If it ascended, think it'll be back, come Easter?
[update8]
Roommate has returned and reports no fish sighting as she was gone for the week as well. As she is not prone to practical jokes or random thievery I am inclined to believe her.
We are suspecting the landlord.
See, I went on a retreat for this weekend and came back and...
Vash is missing.
Wait, lemme clarify: Vash, my goldfish, is missing.
I would understand if Vash decided to go belly up. I would be peeved, but I would understand. [Wolfwood died before him and it was only a matter of time after all ;)]
But, see, there was no body.
No. Body.
Words cannot expressed how utterly confused I am...
[update]
It was in a pan, no filters; and I've checked behind the desk, no body.
[update2]
Checked through the paperwork on the desk. No fish. Windows were closed, so it couldn't have flown or flipped out.
Going to check the fridge...wish me luck.
[update3]
checked fridge AND freezer.
no fish.
::is stumped::
[update4]
...and here's the thing, I REMEMBER putting Vash back into the pan after I washed it out 'cause it looked vaguely confused. I was amused that it looked "er?" (much like Orlando Bloom) and then sprinkled some fish flakes on top.
Then I ran around getting stuff together for the retreat and then I ran out the door.
The fish flakes are still there, floating.
Somehow that's sadder than anything else.
[update5]
Expanding search parameters to 5m around last known location.
[update6]
...hairballs on floor. Still no fish.
[update7]
::ponders:: If it ascended, think it'll be back, come Easter?
[update8]
Roommate has returned and reports no fish sighting as she was gone for the week as well. As she is not prone to practical jokes or random thievery I am inclined to believe her.
We are suspecting the landlord.
no subject
*tries to come up with plausible theories as to the cause of the missing fish*