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98. Thanks to my iron allergies, if I eat enough red meat, I will actually start to cry blood. This resulted in my wandering through DragonCon after a trip to the Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Atlanta, Georgia with bloody tears rolling down my cheeks. This freaked out more goths than I really care to think about, although it was funny as heck, all things considered.
95. There is a point achieved between three and six bottles of pear cider wherein everything I say comes out in natural (and actually disturbingly good) iambic pentameter. If you keep giving me pear cider whenever I start to slide back into actual, normal speech, I can be kept there indefinitely, and will recite Shakespeare that was never actually written. This is fun for the whole family, really.
79. I assisted in the process of enrolling a large white duck named Thatticus in the marine biology department at Diablo Valley College. I still have his student ID somewhere. Unlike many of the people involved in enrolling him, the duck graduated.
24. My first iguana, Phluphy, developed an addiction to showering with humans. This turned truly surreal when it resulted in his chasing my naked grandfather through the house, trying to figure out why the human had so abruptly abandoned a truly lovely shower. Very good lizard.
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95. There is a point achieved between three and six bottles of pear cider wherein everything I say comes out in natural (and actually disturbingly good) iambic pentameter. If you keep giving me pear cider whenever I start to slide back into actual, normal speech, I can be kept there indefinitely, and will recite Shakespeare that was never actually written. This is fun for the whole family, really.
79. I assisted in the process of enrolling a large white duck named Thatticus in the marine biology department at Diablo Valley College. I still have his student ID somewhere. Unlike many of the people involved in enrolling him, the duck graduated.
24. My first iguana, Phluphy, developed an addiction to showering with humans. This turned truly surreal when it resulted in his chasing my naked grandfather through the house, trying to figure out why the human had so abruptly abandoned a truly lovely shower. Very good lizard.
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Six degrees of Kevin Bacon, my ass. Dude.
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(Yes, in Keanu Reeves voice.)
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