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So, see, I point out my previous post to spaggel, and made sure she read the glory that is this fic where AlienGrass/John'sHair by zortified (including all of the comment ficlets)...


[02:52] spaggel: like, he lets the hair and grass get into fights
[02:52] spaggel: and helps them make up
[02:52] spaggel: and DOES IT AGAIN
[02:52] spaggel: drama is the key thing here
[02:53] permetaform: o.o how does he help them make up?
[02:53] permetaform: like, a whole new reason to fingercomb his hair?
[02:53] permetaform: XD
[02:54] spaggel: the grass gets JEALOUS
[02:54] spaggel: because john starts sleeping with a night cap on
[02:54] permetaform: ...
[02:54] permetaform: omg yes
[02:54] spaggel: and the grass is all, "but baby, BABY, i love you, dont you know that?"
[02:54] permetaform: yes
[02:54] permetaform: XD
[02:55] spaggel: and like, waves in his direction
[02:55] permetaform: and his hair is strangely flattened, mournful, in the morning
[02:55] spaggel: and john wakes up with his hair out of a cap and like, the grass is RIGHT NEXT TO HIS HEAD
[02:55] permetaform: XD
[02:55] permetaform: John is MASSIVELY STARTLED
[02:55] spaggel: because they got all hot thinking abotu sneaking around on john
[02:55] spaggel: akldhajkshdkj
[02:56] permetaform: wait
[02:56] permetaform: oh dear
[02:56] permetaform: does that
[02:56] permetaform: ...does that mean that the grass and hair gets it on at night?
[02:57] permetaform: while john's asleep?
[02:57] spaggel: i think so
[02:57] permetaform: isn't that a bit
[02:57] permetaform: I dunno
[02:57] permetaform: non-con?
[02:57] permetaform: o.0
[02:57] spaggel: a little
[02:57] spaggel: and john wakes up to SEEDS in his hair
[02:57] permetaform: XD
[02:57] permetaform: OMG
[02:57] spaggel: they knock johns head up
[02:57] permetaform: XD
[02:57] permetaform: OMG
[02:57] permetaform: MPREG
[02:57] spaggel: or the grass starts to grow little brownish gress grassses
[02:57] spaggel: I THINK ITS WONDEROUS
[02:57] permetaform: DOES HE TRY TO RINSE THE SEEDS OUT?
[02:58] permetaform: BUT IT'S LIKE, MORALLY BANKRUPT
[02:58] permetaform: OR SOMETHING
[02:58] permetaform: XD
[02:58] spaggel: maybe he starts and the grass SCREAMS
[02:58] spaggel: so he spends all day picking them out
[02:58] spaggel: and replanting them
[02:58] spaggel: right next to the grass
[02:58] permetaform: XD
[02:58] spaggel: which would keep eyeing him
[02:58] spaggel: if it had eyes
[02:59] permetaform: and asking for child support?
[02:59] spaggel: and like, waves in a disapproving manner when like, john leaves but doesnt leave the grass in light
[02:59] spaggel: ajsdhkjsd more like, "they are YOUR KIDS TOO, take responsibility. i dont want my kids to go with a daddy"
[02:59] permetaform: kasjdhfskdjf
[02:59] permetaform: it starts, y'know, SINE WAVES
[03:00] spaggel: YES
[03:00] permetaform: and attempting to draw vectors
[03:00] spaggel: I CAN SEE IT
[03:00] spaggel: MAKING OUT THE WORDS
[03:00] permetaform: I CAN SEE IT TOO
[03:00] spaggel: "your never home anymore"
[03:00] spaggel: "your seeing those physics roots, arn't you?
[03:00] permetaform: XD
[03:01] spaggel: "i thought so, they kids ask about you"
[03:01] permetaform: they do!
[03:01] spaggel: "they dont get NEARLY enough water anymore"
[03:01] permetaform: ::tsks::
[03:01] permetaform: they want to see where he works
[03:01] permetaform: and field trips
[03:01] permetaform: and the like
[03:01] spaggel: "they just shed their first shells and you werent here for it"
[03:01] spaggel: asjkdh YES
[03:01] spaggel: "put away you gun before the kids get to it"
[03:02] permetaform: XD
[03:02] spaggel: AND JOHN IS LIKE," THEY CANT PICK IT UP"
[03:02] spaggel: and realizes he is married to grass all of a sudden
[03:02] permetaform: (this icon of mine is all the more ironic now)
[03:02] permetaform: (the keywords for is it "crop circles")
[03:02] spaggel: ahahah YES
[03:02] permetaform: OH GOD, RODNEY WOULD BE SO JEALOUS
[03:02] spaggel: THE GRASS AND RODNEY HAS A BITCH FIGHT
[03:02] spaggel: asdkjhasdkj
[03:03] permetaform: XD
[03:03] permetaform: but like, the kids start doing math
[03:03] permetaform: or rather
[03:03] permetaform: string theory
[03:03] permetaform: they...wave
[03:03] permetaform: in string theory
[03:03] permetaform: and rodney melts
[03:03] permetaform: just a little
[03:03] permetaform: inside
[03:04] spaggel: and like, rodney is john's mistress in the grasses eyes
[03:04] permetaform: oh god yes
[03:04] spaggel: like, "you can play, but you better come home"
[03:04] permetaform: XD
[03:04] spaggel: and the grass understands, because the grass has the hair
[03:04] permetaform: yes
[03:04] permetaform: oh yes
[03:04] spaggel: as it's cabana boy
[03:04] spaggel: askjdghksjd
[03:04] permetaform: XD
[03:04] spaggel: john's hair does some dirty dancing and the grass starts to turn
[03:05] spaggel: john is all freaked out that it's DIEING and it's just turned on
[03:05] spaggel: and then john feels dirty
[03:05] permetaform: OMG
[03:05] permetaform: HEEEE
[03:05] permetaform: HE DIDN'T FEEL DIRTY WHEN THE GRASS WAS TALKING TO RODNEY'S PUBIC HAIR???
[03:05] permetaform: XD
[03:06] spaggel: OH MY GOD
[03:06] spaggel: LIKE
[03:06] permetaform: (the one on rodney's head isn't, y'know, long enough)
[03:06] permetaform: (second class citizens)
[03:06] spaggel: THE GRASS CALLS RODNEYS PBBY HAIR A WHORE aljkshdlaswd
[03:06] permetaform: XD
[03:06] permetaform: IT DOES
[03:06] spaggel: OH MY GOD
[03:07] permetaform: ::NODNODNOD::
[03:07] permetaform: MY SIDES HURT