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permetaform ([personal profile] permetaform) wrote2007-07-27 02:46 am
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[Topic: Abatis] ...of the clan McClane

title: ...of the clan McClane
word count: 100
topic: rub·bish (rbsh) n. 1. Refuse; garbage. 2. Worthless material. 3. Foolish discourse; nonsense.

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The electricity is gonna totally FRY all of his gear, Matt thinks.

The guy'd come running at them with a sword, and then McClane'd started shooting at the guy and not really stopped until he'd grabbed the guy's sword and... and chopped off his HEAD.

Cue light show.

McClane finally stopped screaming, dragged himself upright, and took one look at Matt's face. Then sighed, rubbed his forehead.

Matt... still has his mouth open, "What. the. fuck, John."

John groaned and wrapped an arm around his shoulder to herd him towards their car. "Long story. I'll tell ya while you drive..."

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a'n: ::gigglefit:: it...begged for the Highlander crossover. And, for the purposes of this drabble, I am assuming that John Jr. and Lucy are either adopted or that Holly had affairs.

ps. if you want to take this idea and run with it, PLEASE DO.

[identity profile] myniamh.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent. =D

[identity profile] fred-god-of.livejournal.com 2007-07-28 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Need to watch Die Hard, I am silly bint who fails at mainstream culture, but you keep making it look fun.
Have any clue where I could find highlander? It pops up so much over fandom I really want to see it.

[identity profile] viciouscats.livejournal.com 2007-09-17 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome! :D

[identity profile] bookworm-2005.livejournal.com 2008-08-29 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely. And of course John will cheat like hell if he has to... no fancy sword fights for him!