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Remain Seated Please (Permanecer Sentados Por Favor)

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Saturday, August 29th, 2009 05:47 pm
Title: Remain Seated Please (Permanecer Sentados Por Favor)
Rating/Pairing/Fandom: PG13, John/Matt (Live Free or Die Hard)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money. Some lines quoted directly from the movie.
Warnings: Violence, Slash, and John McClane. Contains spoilers for the movies.

Summary: Wherein John McClane does not keep his arms inside the moving vehicle at all times ( and Matt learns how to hang on. )
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the bunnies, they breed. why do they breed? T_T

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Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 01:56 am
omg. ::headdesks repeatedly::

so, like, I'm not even done with my original Live Free or Die Hard fic and I've already gotten plotbunnies for...narrrrgh ummm okay

- the one explaining the buffalo one
- the one with Mat and an arm and a leg and the Zeroth Law
- the one with the emoticons
- the one with the Lucy and JohnJr being confused
- the one with the wires being crossed and John all amused and rhubarb
- the one with the HDTV
- the one with the dream
- the one with Shaq

And like, these are plotty mofo's with shenanigans. With McClane being horribly injured in precarious ways and Matt being completely flaily and all sorts of smushed and black and blue.

WHY BRAIN WHY? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS? ::BEATS IT WITH A HELICOPTER::

::whimper::

[edit]
- and the one with the SEP, I knew I forgot *something*
- and the one with the pig
- the one with the nigel
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[LFoDH fic] In for a Penny, In for a Pound

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Sunday, August 19th, 2007 07:24 pm
Title: In for a Penny, In for a Pound
Word Count: ~1800
Rating/Pairing/Fandom: PG-13, John/Matt (Live Free or Die Hard)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money.
Thanks to: [livejournal.com profile] poisontaster for audiencing. [livejournal.com profile] mypsychoticself for the prompt.

Summary: The guy was tire'd.

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[crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] hard4brains]
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[fic: Live Free or Die Hard] Accustomed

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Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 08:23 pm
Title: Accustomed
Word Count: 400ish
Rating/Pairing/Fandom: G, John/Matt (Live Free or Die Hard)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money.

Summary: Schmoopy schmoop. Matt being adorable, and tired.
( Sun, Matt thought, squinting. Ow. )

[crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] hard4brains]
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[LFoDH and Transformers fic] Breaker of Toys

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Friday, July 27th, 2007 09:45 pm
Title: Breaker of Toys
Word Count: ~400
Rating/Pairing/Fandom: G, implied John/Matt (Live Free or Die Hard and Transformers)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money.
a'n: I blame this completely on [livejournal.com profile] wingwyrm's comment here.

Summary: John breaks things.

( 'Ow.' Optimus Prime intoned. )

[crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] hard4brains
  • Current Music: "Hey don't touch that..."
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[Topic: Abatis] ...of the clan McClane

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Friday, July 27th, 2007 02:46 am
title: ...of the clan McClane
word count: 100
topic: rub·bish (rbsh) n. 1. Refuse; garbage. 2. Worthless material. 3. Foolish discourse; nonsense.

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The electricity is gonna totally FRY all of his gear, Matt thinks.

The guy'd come running at them with a sword, and then McClane'd started shooting at the guy and not really stopped until he'd grabbed the guy's sword and... and chopped off his HEAD.

Cue light show.

McClane finally stopped screaming, dragged himself upright, and took one look at Matt's face. Then sighed, rubbed his forehead.

Matt... still has his mouth open, "What. the. fuck, John."

John groaned and wrapped an arm around his shoulder to herd him towards their car. "Long story. I'll tell ya while you drive..."

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a'n: ::gigglefit:: it...begged for the Highlander crossover. And, for the purposes of this drabble, I am assuming that John Jr. and Lucy are either adopted or that Holly had affairs.

ps. if you want to take this idea and run with it, PLEASE DO.
  • Current Mood: amused
  • Current Music: "I have no rival, I have within me blood of kings, YEAH!"
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In other news...

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Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 12:07 am
I'm feeling upbeat! Part of that possibly due to the fact that I'm in chortles over writing again, over writing Die Hard perioddot, over Bruce Willis as a whole.

Part of it is...watching the HP:DH that's been circling my flist. And reading the new crack pairing of AS/S. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT PLZ COMMENT. If you haven't read the book yet and don't want to get spoiled...why are you on LJ? o.0 Thar be spoilers everywheres. And most possibly in the comments.

In other other news, I'm horribly addicted to reality shows now. XD Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, So You Think You Can Dance, being my current faves. I think it's the fact that I like watching people under-pressure. eh! ^_^ And I like watching people be h0rs* about cooking.


*= term used to denote extreme detail-orientated behavior stemming out of a great love for one's craft. ex. I'm a beat-h0r in regards to vidding.
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[Topic: Abatis] Drinking Contest

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Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 06:43 pm
Title: Drinking Contest
Fandom/Pairing: Live Free or Die Hard, John/Matt
Word Count: 100 exactly

Topic: Abatis (rubbish hiding rubbish from being molested by rubbish)

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John McClane, he thinks, John McClane, has never been more fucking humiliated in his thirty-some years serving with the NYPD.

He glares across the table at the kid happily stacking rubbish into a small barricade. He reaches for his shot glass. Thinks better of it. He willingly lets himself slide under the table.

"HA!" The kid crows, unbalances, trips.

There was the sharp noise of glass falling, the tower Matt'd constructed impressive, but unstable. A smiling Matt crawls towards him, wobbly, teasing and bragging.

John shuts him up the way Holly taught him.

Heh.
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eee! ::bounces::

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Monday, July 16th, 2007 07:11 am
My sleep is out of wack again, so I'll be attempting to stay awake until 10pm at which point I can crash.

But see, I have Really Good Motivation to stay awake. ^___^ I am writing again. It's over 2k words and I'm not done yet. And...it's not exactly *crack* per se, but, but it's Bruce Willis slash and it's Die Hard and it's Mac Justin Long. So...so maybe it IS crack. Perhaps.

o.o Then again, once one has written cookie!porn one's crack-tolerance has possibly risen.

HEE! ::twirls::
  • Current Mood: excited
  • Current Music: Cobra Starship - Keep It Simple
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Life Free or Die Hard Slash

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Saturday, July 14th, 2007 12:30 pm
Ah fandom, I'm so proud of you. Bruce Willis slash. ::happybounce::

[livejournal.com profile] hard4brains - because he deserves a smart boytoy
"About: This is a community for the Die Hard movies with a focus on the fourth movie and all the slashy goodness that was McClane/Farrell."
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