the bunnies, they breed. why do they breed? T_T

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omg. ::headdesks repeatedly::

so, like, I'm not even done with my original Live Free or Die Hard fic and I've already gotten plotbunnies for...narrrrgh ummm okay

- the one explaining the buffalo one
- the one with Mat and an arm and a leg and the Zeroth Law
- the one with the emoticons
- the one with the Lucy and JohnJr being confused
- the one with the wires being crossed and John all amused and rhubarb
- the one with the HDTV
- the one with the dream
- the one with Shaq

And like, these are plotty mofo's with shenanigans. With McClane being horribly injured in precarious ways and Matt being completely flaily and all sorts of smushed and black and blue.

WHY BRAIN WHY? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS? ::BEATS IT WITH A HELICOPTER::

_::whimper::

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- and the one with the SEP, I knew I forgot *something*
- and the one with the pig
- the one with the nigel

Comments

pie?

[fashes.livejournal.com]

Rhubarb pie?

Also I vote emoticons next. Just b'c I wanna see you use the crying and masturbating icon that spaggel designed.

Re: pie?

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yis! pie! and it's also good on toast!

...wait, what crying and masturbating icon?

[nekonexus.livejournal.com]

*hides carrot behind back and looks innocent*

I'm sorry, I just... had no room for them, and... and I set them free... ^_^;;

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I just...they keep breeeeeding and and and it's making me write. ::curls around your feet and whimpers::

[nekonexus.livejournal.com]

*erects a fence to keep the bunnies at bay*

Maybe we can... neuter a few? *^_^*;;

[permetaform]

but...wouldn't neutering mean less porn? o.o

Decisions. Decisions.

...fuck it, I think I'm gonna start on the Close Encounters one.