Someone STOP ME.

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::puts head in hand::

no. and no. and NO, I WILL **NOT** do a 'pairing' vid for OUaTiM.

because, even beyond the fact that I don't have the movie yet and beyond the fact that I want to do a Sands' character vid and *even* beyond the fact that I have *way* too many other vids planned or in production, a pairing vid means El/Sands. and. no.

gaaaaaaAJKSJDFNMSNRBTWRTWIIERJWKEDFSNMN!!!!!!!


::pounds head against desk:: dammit.


::watches brain start storyboarding:: DAMMIT.


I blame this entirely on you and you and you too (because I see subtext in your chapter 1 whether intentional or no).

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[calicokat.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: Why, I would love to see a pairing vid!

I'm actually glad the subtext came through. :) I'm trying to be very subtextual in the setup chapters, so it's not a huge surprise when I get slashy. It is, actually, a slash fic. But I'm playing dynamics a little longer yet...

The movie itself has some homoerotic subtext involving Sands, just slipped right on in there. "Sometimes a revolution is exactly what is needed to clean up the citizens. One... giant enema. Which just so happens to be my area of expertise." and, of course, having found what he needed but opting to violate the dead Belini anyway--"You're about a quart low." which means he knows what the running average is... Heck, I could even cast some psychosexual analysis on making other men eat his pork all the time...

Of course, as the Japanese mastered in their stories long ago, there is *nothing* more scary than a psychopathic bisexual. A male audience reacts strongly to subtle homoeroticism on the part of the villian, because a male that not only is very powerful, and shows sexual prowess with attractive females that the men envy, but might go beyond killing them to preying on them sexually? That's a guy's worse nightmare. Hmm... Man, I could write my college thesis on that topic.

[calicokat.livejournal.com]

OH NO, I HAVE TO MAKE A T-SHIRT BEFORE TOMORROW. I want a T-shirt to wear at the anime con this weekend that says on the left breast on the front "CIA Agent Sheldon Jeffery Sands" and on the back has a pick of Sands and his pork and the words "Just put it in your mouth and tell me if you like it." That's too perverted to wear anywhere but a convention. Darn! I need a pic! ::asks the comm for a pic::will have to look when she's actually home::

[calicokat.livejournal.com]

*pic, inspiration makes for terrible spelling.

Okay, I'm calm, I have so much else to do today. Drat. Oh well, must try!

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The movie itself has some homoerotic subtext involving Sands

well, yeah. But I think it was more of a "I'm bi so I can screw over 100% of the population instead of just half" thing liked you mentioned in the last paragraph.

meh. which is hilarious and ironic because you don't see canon Jack/Will.

ah well, I'll be going to a see it again and hopefully suss out some more of what you guys are seeing.

ooo! also, any word on the DVD?? And do you know of any pirated verison of OUaTiM floating around??

[calicokat.livejournal.com]

I haven't found a complete pirated version of OUaTiM yet although I've seen a couple incomplete copies. If I manage to get my mitts on one I'll hook you up. (Pirates of the Caribbean DVD is out December 2nd, meanwhile. Not only deleted scenes, but a blooper reel! XD I'm excited! We can see how many times Johnny hit Orlando during filming... ("So sorry, mate! Are you alright!? ::run to check!!::" "^___^;;Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.") Johnny doesn't need to be given sharp objects. AND A COMMENTARY WITH DEPP AND VERBENSKI. I have never been so excited about a DVD release, ever.)

LOL, I really don't see canon Jack/Will. ::cries:: I still see that as an aunt/nephew relationship, I really do. It's tragic. There's no lack of wanting to see slash!

I don't really see El/Sands in the canon so much as I see Sands as bisexual, and therefore having the potential to be attracted to El. Even if El spit out his pork. :);;;

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I have never been so excited about a DVD release, ever.

I know! Hell, it's the first DVD I bought for myself, as well as the first movie I *willingly* saw in theaters more than once. Insane I tell you...

::cries:: I still see that as an aunt/nephew relationship, I really do.

hee! umm, for one thing: my family's kinda really odd so I've never *got* the concept of a healthy aunt/nephew relationship. For another, I've been really really desquicked by the HP fandom and incest doesn't really bother me (hell, I *wrote* one).

huh. ::ponder:: I think the only squick I really still somewhat have is the original meaning of "squick". As in the sound made when...erm...fucking brain matter.

I don't really see El/Sands in the canon so much as I see Sands as bisexual, and therefore having the potential to be attracted to El. Even if El spit out his pork. :);;;

...and wasn't El practically the only one who actually tried the pork? And yeah, he didn't swallow, but give him time!! ::grins::