oh HELL yeah! ::biggiehugeMAJORSMUGNESS::

[permetaform]

from http://www.celebmatch.com/

My compatibility with Johnny Depp based on biorhythms:

physical = 99%
emotional = 94%
intellectual = 84%
total = 90%

HAH! ::huge grin:: tho I kinda figured that intellectually there would be less of a match because I'd probably be reduced to a gibbering mess around him.

::goes to check 'best matches'::

Sean Biggerstaff = 97%
Dan Miller = 95%
Devon Sawa = 95%
Michael Saucedo = 95%
Taylor Hanson = 94%

::blinkity:: Taylor Hanson??

nevertheless: 90% with Johnny Depp? and 99% physically? Most highly acceptable. ::grins::

[edit] huh, eminem = 68%, antonio banderas = 88%...

[edit2] Oh. My. God. RPS! ::RUNS off to check...::

[edit3]

Johnny Depp / Antonio Banderas
physical = 96%
emotional = 94%
intellectual = 58%
total = 83%

which is better than Johnny Depp / Orlando Bloom
physical = 99%
emotional = 33%
intellectual = 4%
total = 46%

4%!! ::laughs SO hard:: Orlando, you fanboy you.

Johnny Depp's Best Matches
Judd Nelson = 99%
Lyle Lovett = 99%
Dennis Rodman = 98% (::dies::)
Paul McDermott = 97%

Orlando Bloom's best matches weren't interesting...

Antonio Banderas's Best Matches
Matt Dillon = 99%
Rodney Rowland = 99%
Mel Gibson = 98% (::dies repeatedly::)
Michael Jordan = 96%

Comments

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

Sean Biggerstaff is your number one? *ENVY!*

*does her own*

*wonders who the fuck Craig David is*

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

Craig David is a very talented British garage and R&B singer. He's pretty hot also.

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

Wait a second...1 percent intellectual compatability with Johnny Depp? If you were reduced to a gibbering mess, I apparently passed out completely.

Still, I guess I'll live.

*is confused*

[rokeon.livejournal.com]

I did the best matches, it gave me three athletes I'd never heard of, Lil Bow Wow, and Devon Sawa. I don't do sports, or hip hop, but I am forced to admit that I had a crush on Casper.

But my best match, of all those, was 95%. When I checked Johnny, it returned 96%.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!! THEY'RE TRYING TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM!!!

On the other hand, should I start batting for the home team, my apparent soulmate is Majandra Delfino. 100%. Maybe I should be watching Roswell.

Re: *is confused*

[permetaform]

hee, apparently they only do celebrities around your age group for the best match, so you kinda have to go browsing for the older actors...

Re: *is confused*

[rokeon.livejournal.com]

Bah, foolishness. Everyone knows older men are the only way to go.

Of course, in my case younger men are jailbait, but still.

[azziria.livejournal.com]

Huh! You lot can stop complaining... I got 98% compatibility with Donny Osmond, for Chrissakes!

[froda-baggins.livejournal.com]

My best was Sean Biggerstaff too, the others sucked.

As for Johnny, here's what I got:

Physical: 100% :o
Emotional: 78%
Intellectual: 65%
Total: 81%

I'm liking the physical... ^_^

[permetaform]

100%!! Lucky girl!

[froda-baggins.livejournal.com]

*Is reminded of the dream she had last night..*

*Wipes drool off keyboard*

[winter]

*blinks* Neat site, thanks for the url.

My "best" was Jason Biggs (gah, puh-leeze), but I got 99% physical compatibility with Johnny (and 93% total ^__^). Me happy fangirl.

[permetaform]

good stuff!

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

Johnny Depp / Orlando Bloom ... intellectual = 4%

(*dies*) One percent for every time Johnny threatened to take out a restraining order. ;P

[permetaform]

...does that include the glomping on the red carpet??

::ponders:: I wonder if THAT's why Johnny never attended the European promos of PotC...

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

What, and all the belly-rubbing? Yes. :D

Probably - I can picture him staying at his hotel, cowering in the corner with the doors bolted, the blinds drawn and the phone disconnected, holding a stick and chanting, "Bloom can't get me now, Bloom can't get me now," over and over while giggling to himself. :P

[permetaform]

heh, and he'd be all 'Deer in the Headlights' and Orlando would just be. well. massively stubborn and channeling blacksmith and going fanboy and *~*Sparkling*~*!!

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

:D Orlando would be taking a stool he borrowed from the lobby and trying to ram it under the door, muttering about "leverage" and how "it worked in the movie". Cut to Johnny crying and making the sign against the evil eye. :P

[permetaform]

Mayhap he'd call Viggo and Ian for advice. They'd end up being unrepentant and triumphant and offer insincere condolences.

and Orlando? still !!*~*sPArKliNg*~*!!