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permetaform ([personal profile] permetaform) wrote2003-12-21 06:46 am

...and with teeth!...

Piece #5 for [livejournal.com profile] circe_tigana's 882 Ways to Appease the Heathen Gods challenge

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The gold called to them.

"You go."
"No, I think it's your turn."

From a very specific direction.

"Liar. I got the last one."
"Pirate! You stole it from a newborn babe!"

They stared.

"This is, of course, your fault."
"How is it *my* fault?!"

Barbossa rolled his eyes at his crew. You just can't get good help these days, he thought, and strode forward...

"You *threw* the sodding thing overboard!"
"It's--urk."

...grabbed their shirts, hauled them to the rail...

"Men. They're just sharks. Ye can't die." ...and threw them overboard.

Screams floated up as the crew took bets.

[identity profile] lurkerlynne.livejournal.com 2003-12-21 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This wouldn't happen to be Pintel and Ragetti, would it?

They just can't get ANYthing right.