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instructions for the best margarita

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Your really good tequilas are as smooth as Antonio Banderas seducing Orlando Bloom over a Spanish leather saddle. No kick, no slap, no breath of fire, just a very friendly caress, and an unmistakeable intent of getting you right out of your inhibitions post haste.

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[sylvertongue.livejournal.com]

Gah.

No, really. ::guh::

::dead::

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::grins::

I need to find the pic that goes with this post...

[sylvertongue.livejournal.com]

*meeble*

I have an awful weakness for Banderas, and my even worse weakness for Mr Bloom is a direct result of his being the more refined version of Banderas. Dammit.