instructions for the best margarita
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Your really good tequilas are as smooth as Antonio Banderas seducing Orlando Bloom over a Spanish leather saddle. No kick, no slap, no breath of fire, just a very friendly caress, and an unmistakeable intent of getting you right out of your inhibitions post haste.
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No, really. ::guh::
::dead::
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I approve.
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dude, I need to hunt up those pictures again. it's antonio leaning across a car's hood like the worst slash fic evar. in a hot way. it's the most hilariously hot thing I have ever seen...
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I need to find the pic that goes with this post...
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Brain is blank now.
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I have an awful weakness for Banderas, and my even worse weakness for Mr Bloom is a direct result of his being the more refined version of Banderas. Dammit.
mmmmmmmm...
Like, NOW.
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