Thursday, May 5th, 2005 06:56 pm
instructions for the best margarita

Excerpt:
Your really good tequilas are as smooth as Antonio Banderas seducing Orlando Bloom over a Spanish leather saddle. No kick, no slap, no breath of fire, just a very friendly caress, and an unmistakeable intent of getting you right out of your inhibitions post haste.
Thursday, May 5th, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC)
You know, I'm not a fan of Antonio Banderas, and that's still a blisteringly hot image.
Thursday, May 5th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC)
Gah.

No, really. ::guh::

::dead::
Thursday, May 5th, 2005 10:28 pm (UTC)
*meeble*

I have an awful weakness for Banderas, and my even worse weakness for Mr Bloom is a direct result of his being the more refined version of Banderas. Dammit.
Thursday, May 5th, 2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
I place all of my margarita-craving blame on you, right now. :D
Thursday, May 5th, 2005 10:07 pm (UTC)
Ooh. Orlando pisses me off, but Antonio? Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Thursday, May 5th, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC)
*ovaries explode*

I approve.
Thursday, May 5th, 2005 09:48 pm (UTC)
::snort::

Brain is blank now.
Thursday, May 5th, 2005 10:23 pm (UTC)
*THUD* x.X *drools* ;p
Friday, May 6th, 2005 12:28 am (UTC)
Sign me up for one of those.

Like, NOW.
Friday, May 6th, 2005 12:16 pm (UTC)
Now I want to make drinks. We have lots of fresh limes here. Yum!
Friday, May 6th, 2005 09:32 pm (UTC)
Whoa, that's a hot image.