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instructions for the best margarita

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Your really good tequilas are as smooth as Antonio Banderas seducing Orlando Bloom over a Spanish leather saddle. No kick, no slap, no breath of fire, just a very friendly caress, and an unmistakeable intent of getting you right out of your inhibitions post haste.

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[cicer.livejournal.com]

*ovaries explode*

I approve.

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::victory sign:: =D