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instructions for the best margarita

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Your really good tequilas are as smooth as Antonio Banderas seducing Orlando Bloom over a Spanish leather saddle. No kick, no slap, no breath of fire, just a very friendly caress, and an unmistakeable intent of getting you right out of your inhibitions post haste.

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::giggles and bows:: btw, you've seen this before, right?

dude, I need to hunt up those pictures again. it's antonio leaning across a car's hood like the worst slash fic evar. in a hot way. it's the most hilariously hot thing I have ever seen...

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Ooh. Orlando pisses me off, but Antonio? Ain't nothin' wrong with that.