heh, dreamwidth!

Sooo, since LJ has become a bit, oh let's say, unreliable, I got a journal here. ^_^

Current obsession is Naruto, specifically paired with Kakashi. As of March this year, I've written ~80k words ficwise for them, to my everlasting surprise. ::shrugs:: And I wanted a backup archive to FFN.

So here we go! =D

[Equilibrium vid repost] Words of the Dead

(I would recommend using VLC Player to play the vid, it's free; or if you stil have problems playing the vid you can look at this guide.)

Please right-click and save as for better quality versions! (all feedback and critique are adored and will be responded to)

Words of the Dead | .avi (720x480, 29.9mb)
_{Source: Equilibrium
Song: "The Chemicals Between Us", by Bush
Summary: Preston's dead haunts him still (always).}

Please consider using a download manager like FlashGet, you can restart downloads if your connection gets broken and not have to worry about partial files.

Thanks: Much love to morgandawn, lierdumoa, and laurashapiro, for betas and audiencing and encouragement.

( Lyrics )

( Vidder notes )

_{[main vid index]}

[SGA vid repost] Welcome Home

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Please right-click and save as! (all feedback and critique are adored and will be responded to)

Welcome Home | .wmv (624x346, 36.1mb) | .avi (624x346, 43.9mb) | mirror here (thank you paranoidangel_!)
_{Source: Stargate Atlantis (Spoilers up to The Siege III)
Song: "The Blood of Cu Chulainn", by Mychael and Jeff Danna
Summary: Her, city}

Thanks: Much love and thanks to aurora_84, nel_ani, and sisabet for the feedback and advice, and also to lierdumoa and absolut3destiny for audiencing! =D

( Vidder notes )

(I would recommend using VLC Player to play the vid, it's free, or you can look at this guide. Also, apparently there's a compatibility problem with playing the vid in Quicktime.)

Notes part 2: The wierd and uncomfortable feeling that occurs before the music starts? That's on purpose; it was my goal that Atlantis is creepy and uncomfortable and wrong...until the expedition came, woke it up, and let it breathe.

Notes part 3: Wow!



::bounces and glomps everyone::

Thanks to everyone who'd nominated and voted for me at the Stargate Fan Awards, it won for Weir's catagory!

http://permetaform.livejournal.com/319048.html

[OUaTiM vid repost] Soy

Whoa. So SGA marathon w/lierdumoa and *whoa*. I think I need time to process that. SOCOOL. SGA vid is now officially next on the queue: Mraz's 'Too Much Food' to Rodney. ::SQUEES:: The song is brilliant and perfect and 'food' = Atlantean-tech-and-thus-sometimes-John and John is an Onion Ring and it really is "all about the word-play, all about the sound the tone of my voice". XD ::bounces::

Meanwhile...

So my inner 12 year old had a nice long chat with my inner-Sands and.

and.

well.

::covers eyes:: There's no excuse for this.

I'm really very sorry.

___The *Other* Other White Meat - AUish___
Soy | .wmv (320x280, 8mb) | .avi (720x380, 11mb)
_{Source: Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Song: "Loser", written by Beck, performed by Richard Cheese}
Extras: Vidder process notes.

Dedicated to twistinside82 for supplying me with much Richard Cheese. ::GLOMPS::

Thanks: Hugs to lierdumoa and guede_mazaka for betas! =D


( Lyrics )

( Vidder notes )

[Evil Villain vid repost] The Holy Egoism Of Genius

Concept Genius: jackiekjono
Hired Minion: permetaform

Result?

The Holy Egoism of Genius | .avi (640x480, 32 Mb) | Yousendit Mirror
_{Source: various James Bond movies
Song: 'The Holy Egoism Of Genius' by Art of Noise featuring John Hurt
Summary: "A work of art, or an effort to create beauty, will always be regarded by some as a personal attack."}
Extras: Vidder process notes.


Credits and Acknowledgements: Thank you to jackiekjono for having such a kick-ass idea and being such a great partner about this. Thank you lierdumoa, morgandawn, and laurashapiro for beta-work and bearing with me whilst I spazz.

( Vidders Notes )

( if you have problems watching the vid... )

Critque will be adored, so will comments.

[Jeremiah vid repost] Moment Couldn't Break

co-vidded with lierdumoa for Vividcon's Challenge Vidshow.

Credits and Acknowledgements: Thank you morgandawn and linzeems for being such great betas

Moment Couldn't Break | .avi (640x480, 29 Mb) | .wmv (320x240, 10.0 MB)
_{Source: Jeremiah
Song: 'I Gotta Get Through This' by Daniel Bedingfield (acoustic version)
Summary: Why is it that love and dying are wrapped up together?}
Extras: Vidder process notes.


( Lyrics )

( Vidders Notes )

spaggel drew fanart for vids during BAScon and ours was one of them! ::LOVES HER LIKE WHOA::



( if you have problems watching the vid... )

Critque will be adored, so will comments.

[Eternal Sunshine vid repost] In The Breakdown

Credits and Acknowledgements: A Big Thank You to absolut3destiny for pointing me towards the song in the first place! Thank you laurashapiro and morgandawn for some lovely narrative betas, and thank you lierdumoa for being a second set of eyes and ears!

In The Breakdown | .wmv (640x480, 15 Mb)
_{Source: 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind', produced by Focus
Song: 'Let Go' by Frou Frou
Summary: Some things need to break.}
Extras: Vidder process notes.


Critque will be adored, so will comments.


( Lyrics )

( Vidders Notes )

[Saiyuki vid repost] After Midnight

After Midnight | .avi (640x480, 30 Mb)
AMV.org Mirror | download page
_{Source: 'Genso Maden Saiyuki', produced by TV Tokyo, Dentsu, and Pierrot
Song: 'I Don't Know What I Can Save You From' by Kings of Convienience
Summary: The rain will stop.}
Extras: Vidder process notes.

Critque will be adored, so will comments.

To watch the files [.avi], open in any media player.

_{If it doesn't work, make sure you've installed the codec:
DivX = high-quality at small size.
[for Windows] (free, no spyware)
[for Mac] (free, no spyware)}

Or, take the shortcut and download the VLC player, the most stable thing EVER, free, no spyware, no extra downloads.

Credits and Acknowledgements: Thank you coffee_and_ink for brainstorming the vid with me and the narrative beta, lierdumoa for listening to me rant and rant and rant some more about this vid and for beatwhoring beta for me, thank you boniblithe for giving me a supplementary beta of it, thank you karose for looking it over and chatting about Saiyuki with me loooooong into the morning and for reminding me of why I was making this along with louiselux, misstressrenet, and ciceqi who were all lovely and rambled about why they loved Saiyuki when I needed it most. Thank you absolut3destiny for introducing me to avi-synth and post processing without which this would have been a granulated mess. In addition, much thanks must be given to coffee_and_ink, ciceqi, and louiselux for hooking me up with some episodes ::blows kisses:: this vid literally couldn't have existed without you!

( Lyrics )

( Vidders Notes )

[edit] alee_gothphyle made Gojyo icons from screencaps from my vid!

[Smallville repost] Why by Stabbing Westward

[back to mainpage]

___...break the silence.__
Why | .wmv (320x240, 20 Mb), [mirror via forked]
_{Source: 'Smallville', owned by WB
Song: 'Why' by Stabbing Westward
Extras: Lyrics, Credits, and Notes}

Dedicated to iykwim for the iconspaces and to ciceqi for the PotC fic and the PotC CD that, yes, you sent me, ya nut. =) ::hugs::

- Lyrics
- 'Why', ficlet-style
- Outline, influences, thoughts, and WMM tech notes
- What I learned from making 'Why'

Credit and Acknowledgments: Great oodles of thanks must go to sisabet for the beta, for advice and suggestions and encouragement and being a major goddess with source clips. Also, I got the concept for a certain sequence from her "Without You I'm Nothing", AND she's the one who got me back into Smallville fandom with the same and as such I'm also blaming this vid on her.

Thank you inkbug for the contrast-check and the sound-check and for you and your glee. I knew that you'd give the vid a chance even if it came out sucky, you are like my long lost fan-twin or something and I just *knew* that I could bounce anything off you.

And thank you sockkpuppett, for the DivX and the final timings-check! Save my brain, why don't you. ;)

Influences, concepts, and parallel thoughts about the vid are found from and can be explained by thamiris's "Mirror, Mirror": Gazing and the Formation of Identity in Smallville and rageprufrock's On Asylum.

[5th Element vid repost] The Fragile by NIN

[back to mainpage]


___No one can save the universe alone.___
The Fragile | .avi (720x540, 40 Mb), .wmv (320x240, 23 Mb)
_{Source: 'The 5th Element', owned by Sony Entertainment
Song: 'The Fragile' by NIN
Extras: Lyrics, Credits, and Notes}

Dedicated to inkbug and linaelyn, 'cause you guys help out so much with beta and encouragement and support with my fic, and I want to give you something for once that's not a spazzy rough draft.

- Lyrics
- Outline and Premiere screenshots
- Stuff learned while making The Fragile

Credit and Acknowledgments: HUGE oodles and oodles of thanks and love goes to sisabet and sockkpuppett for their truly awesome betas (and gammas and deltas...) and thanks goes to laizeohbeets who audienced.

[The Ring vid repost] Lucky You by Deftones

[back to mainpage]

___...come and take me home...___
Lucky You | .avi (720x540, 41 Mb), .wmv (720x540, 28 Mb)
_{Source: 'The Ring', owned by Dreamworks
Song: 'Lucky You' by Deftones
Extras: Lyrics, Credits, Notes, and Remix}

- Lyrics
- Timeline, Pre-Outline, Post-Outline
- Stuff learned while making Lucky You

Credit and Acknowledgements: Much love and buttprints and hugs to sisabet and sockkpuppett for being lovely betas and hearing me whine about getting source and being spazzy...

Extra: Lucky You - The Worry Remix (.avi, 37 Mb)

[Hero vid repost] Sunburned

words fail. as do men.
Sunburned | 320x240 (.wmv, 13 Mb), 640x480 (.wmv, 31 Mb)
Please right-click and save!
_{Source: 'Hero', owned by Elite Group and Beijing New Picture Film
Song: 'Sunburn' by Muse}
Extras: Initial Notes, Vidder process notes.

Credits: Much thanks to sockkpuppett, absolut3destiny, and lierdumoa for betaing and sisabet for audiencing!

( Lyrics )

( Notes )

[repost] 100_roadtrips challenge 26, (triple drabble)

Originally meant for 100_roadtrips, and then I realized that I should just call a spade a spade (or in this case, a ficlet a ficlet), and quit abusing mod rights. So ya'll get to see my random bit o' unbeta'ed smut.

Title: Heat (or The One Where Hakkai Was Sorta Evil, In A Really Good Way)
Word Count: 300
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing: 58
A'N: I took a break from studying, so sue me. Also, non-worksafe.

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[repost] post AWE ficlet thingie

title: a rousing battle and a bit o' romance
rating: gen
summary: crew chatter
author'note: just a bit of fun, old. Unlocking it finally.

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Remain Seated Please (Permanecer Sentados Por Favor)

Title: Remain Seated Please (Permanecer Sentados Por Favor)
Rating/Pairing/Fandom: PG13, John/Matt (Live Free or Die Hard)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money. Some lines quoted directly from the movie.
Warnings: Violence, Slash, and John McClane. Contains spoilers for the movies.

Summary: Wherein John McClane does not keep his arms inside the moving vehicle at all times ( and Matt learns how to hang on. )

princess tutu fic wip: "Errors and Trials"

( prologue-y" )

( His First Try )

( His Second Try )

( His Third Try )

[Naruto fic] You Are Not My Sunshine My Only Sunshine

Summary: ...you don't make me happy when skies are gray! XD

~

Naruto's hair, Sasuke thinks irritably, racing over the hill, is the color of piss. (It is the color of piss after drinking too much and finally, finally finding a toilet.) He slows down once he sees Naruto is alone and stalks forward, feeling anger like he'd swallowed his own Katon; Naruto is slumped against a tree in a puddle of blood, blood which might've either been from him or from the dead missing-nin by his side. Naruto's eyes were closed.

Sasuke crouches down and grabs and yanks on a handful of that coarse hair, pube-like in how it goes every-which-way and how it smells like ass because Naruto should really wash his hair more, and Sasuke hisses into his face, "If you die, I'll get Sakura to heal you anyways so that I can kill you myself. But slower."

Naruto winces and glares up at him. "I'm just resting, bastard." The dobe moves his legs aimlessly, except where it hooks against Sasuke's legs and unbalances him enough to spill him into Naruto's lap and Sasuke finds himself getting aquainted once again with Naruto's octopus-like qualities. He would squirm had not previous attempts deemed it futile.

"Quit bitching, I'll be up in a second."

"Hn," Sasuke replied. "You'd better." (He feels irritated, he tells himself.)

~

drabble 'cause I couldn't get the descriptions out of my head...

[LFoDH fic] In for a Penny, In for a Pound

Title: In for a Penny, In for a Pound
Word Count: ~1800
Rating/Pairing/Fandom: PG-13, John/Matt (Live Free or Die Hard)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money.
Thanks to: poisontaster for audiencing. mypsychoticself for the prompt.

Summary: The guy was tire'd.

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[crossposted to hard4brains]

[fic: Live Free or Die Hard] Accustomed

Title: Accustomed
Word Count: 400ish
Rating/Pairing/Fandom: G, John/Matt (Live Free or Die Hard)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money.

Summary: Schmoopy schmoop. Matt being adorable, and tired.

( Sun, Matt thought, squinting. Ow. )

[crossposted to hard4brains]

[LFoDH and Transformers fic] Breaker of Toys

Title: Breaker of Toys
Word Count: ~400
Rating/Pairing/Fandom: G, implied John/Matt (Live Free or Die Hard and Transformers)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not making money.
a'n: I blame this completely on wingwyrm's comment here.

Summary: John breaks things.

( 'Ow.' Optimus Prime intoned. )

[crossposted to hard4brains

[Topic: Abatis] ...of the clan McClane

title: ...of the clan McClane
word count: 100
topic: rub·bish (rbsh) n. 1. Refuse; garbage. 2. Worthless material. 3. Foolish discourse; nonsense.

---

The electricity is gonna totally FRY all of his gear, Matt thinks.

The guy'd come running at them with a sword, and then McClane'd started shooting at the guy and not really stopped until he'd grabbed the guy's sword and... and chopped off his HEAD.

Cue light show.

McClane finally stopped screaming, dragged himself upright, and took one look at Matt's face. Then sighed, rubbed his forehead.

Matt... still has his mouth open, "What. the. fuck, John."

John groaned and wrapped an arm around his shoulder to herd him towards their car. "Long story. I'll tell ya while you drive..."

---

a'n: ::gigglefit:: it...begged for the Highlander crossover. And, for the purposes of this drabble, I am assuming that John Jr. and Lucy are either adopted or that Holly had affairs.

ps. if you want to take this idea and run with it, PLEASE DO.

[Topic: Abatis] Drinking Contest

Title: Drinking Contest
Fandom/Pairing: Live Free or Die Hard, John/Matt
Word Count: 100 exactly

Topic: Abatis (rubbish hiding rubbish from being molested by rubbish)

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John McClane, he thinks, John McClane, has never been more fucking humiliated in his thirty-some years serving with the NYPD.

He glares across the table at the kid happily stacking rubbish into a small barricade. He reaches for his shot glass. Thinks better of it. He willingly lets himself slide under the table.

"HA!" The kid crows, unbalances, trips.

There was the sharp noise of glass falling, the tower Matt'd constructed impressive, but unstable. A smiling Matt crawls towards him, wobbly, teasing and bragging.

John shuts him up the way Holly taught him.

Heh.

That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles

Title: That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles
Rating: ADULT
Pairing: John/Rodney (SGA)
Spoilers: general for season 2

Summary: It wasn't the eggnog. (food challenge, amnesty)


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SGA crack!fic WIP

Title: Puddle Jumping
Fandom: SGA (and a surprise fandom, you'll see.)
Pairing: eventual Sheppard/McKay
Spoilers: assume up to Grace Under Pressure, to be on the safe side
Summary: The Ancients made good use of the huge amount of ocean...

Author's Note: This is un-betaed.

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[Naruto fic] Like a Knife Loves Skin

Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Rating: Mostly worksafe
Summary: Falling in love is like this.

Title: ( Like a Knife Loves Skin )

[Saiyuki fic] Self-Extension

hibem's pointed out that 85 day was as much 8/5/5 day as anything else -- and I got attacked by plot-bunnies. So:

Title: Self-Extension
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing: 8/5/5

Summary: (After the 'clone' episode in Reload) Hakkai figures out how to make shikigami clones, 'cause two Gojyo's are more intriguing than one and Hakkai is just that curious.

( Read more... )

[saiyuki fic] Five Things That Happened Afterward

Title: Five Things That Happened Afterward
Fandom: Saiyuki
Summary: They won, of course, sorta kinda, yes really.

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[Saiyuki] Greetings, It's Me, An Outlaw

http://community.livejournal.com/100_roadtrips/56113.html

::cracks up:: I had to, I HAD to...

Title: Greetings, It's Me, An Outlaw
Word Count: 100

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_{If you're confused, this post has links to most everything pertinent. =D}

[Saiyuki fic] kitchens and kenren

Hee! So there's this meme thing where you post the first lines of your fic and other people write drabbles starting from your first lines.

I wrote this Hakkai/Gojyo for absenceofmind (originally here):

( Theirs is a kitchen love. )

And this Kenren/Tenpou for lebateleur (originally here):

( Kenren was good at doing a good many things. )

[Saiyuki drabble] Pruning

Title: Pruning
Word Count: 100

( The petals that she chewed on were sweet. )

[SGA fic] Found Family

bascon had a short-fic/drabble writting panel; I came in late, but I managed to get this out:

( spoilers for Season 2 Ford )

[PotC fic] Pirate drabbles

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[Saiyuki fic] ...is such sweet...

I was supposed to be writing my ship_manifesto. Instead I wrote this, which I suppose, in a way, almost amounts to the same thing.

Title: ...is such sweet...
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing: 58
Summary: parting is not permanent, and neither is the sorrow

Notes: Based on the picture below. For modernmouse, because she loves this picture too.


Note: the picture down until I can find someone who can compose a email in japanese

The fanart is, however, found here: http://yuzu.outside.jp/make.html

None of the credit is mine, all goes to the artist.

( The sun is setting, and it's time to go but they stall )

[Saiyuki fic] One Thousand And Four Voices

Title: 'One Thousand And Four Voices' (drabble series)
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairings: 58
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Spoilers: for Vol 5
Summary: 'Cause haven't you ever wondered about the logistics of Hakkai's limiters? Written for the 100_roadtrips's Ghost challenge.

( One thousand voices... )

500 Years In Heaven And All I Got Was...

couldn't get to sleep with this bunny _{::chases Nii with it::} so I got up and wrote this and dunno how much sense this made, but hey, it got under word-count! =D


Title: 500 Years In Heaven And All I Got Was...
Word Count: 100
Note: AU

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[PotC fic] Sparrow in the White House

Heya! Jack Sparrow is up for president at useless_caucus, (even though he's a bit mislabled as Johnny Depp) go vote!

::waves 'SPARROW FOR PRESIDENT' flag::



pssst! if you are on any other communities advertise this! (The Pratchett and Gaiman contingents have already advertized on the author's blog and various mailing lists)

oh! and if you want, go ahead hotlink the pic too, it's at http://a.1asphost.com/Kanzeyori/jack3.jpg

And! to sweeten and spice the pot:

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in the Oval Office...(implied J/W/E)

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[RPAS] Gold Poisoning

__________________

Dedicated to mommanerd for winning tiashome's Oscar Pool ::GLOMP:: Congrats! Title: Gold Poisoning Fandom: RPAS! (for explaination/prequels, go here) Pairing: The Oscar/Various Rating: R? Disclaimer: People and objects implied therein did not necessarily partake of the activities described. Note: ::points at pic:: Oscar. ::runs off giggling:: Summary: Gold, to be strong, isn't pure. ( Read more... )

Riddle of the Blackbirds

( ... )

[click to open mock DVD]

[cover art created by ponderosa121]

DVD Includes:

• the original fic


• two commentaries


• three deleted scenes


• a 'making of'


• a 'behind the poem'

[OUaTiM fic] Riddle of the Blackbirds

Dedicated to linaelyn for the you-know-what. ::GLOMPS::

Title: Riddle of the Blackbirds
Fandom: OUaTiM
Disclaimer: don't own and not making money.

"Our extent in space, as well as in time, goes only as far as the blackbird goes..."
_{~ Helen Vendler (On Extended Wings: Wallace Stevens; Longer Poems)}

---

( The sunlight was pale... )

---

DVD Extras
_{Commentaries and Deleted Scenes}

[Riddle of the Blackbirds] Deleted Scene: "Fork It"

[explanation]
While I was writing Riddle of the Blackbirds this was an assumed backstory, but it didn't fit the storyline and clashed with the storytelling.

But then I realized that I'd already had DVD Extras at the end of the fic so hey! Might as well have deleted scenes too, ne?
[/explanation]

So I present to you

Riddle of the Blackbirds
DVD Extras - ( Deleted Scene: Fork It )

[Riddle of the Blackbirds] Deleted Scene: "Giving 'Way"

[explanation]
While I was writing Riddle of the Blackbirds this was an assumed backstory, but it didn't fit the storyline and clashed with the storytelling.

But then I realized that I'd already had DVD Extras at the end of the fic so hey! Might as well have deleted scenes too, ne?
[/explanation]

So I present to you

Riddle of the Blackbirds
DVD Extras - ( Deleted Scene: Giving 'Way )

[Riddle of the Blackbirds] Deleted Scene: "InAttention"

[explanation]
While I was writing Riddle of the Blackbirds this was an assumed backstory, but it didn't fit the storyline and clashed with the storytelling.

But then I realized that I'd already had DVD Extras at the end of the fic so hey! Might as well have deleted scenes too, ne?
[/explanation]

So I present to you

Riddle of the Blackbirds
DVD Extras - ( Deleted Scene: InAttention )

[potc] Sunstroke

title: Sunstroke
fandom: PotC
pairing: Jack/Will
rating: R

I don't want it stirred by the heat of the sun.
- Robert Frost, 'Good Bye and Keep Cold'

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Disclaimer: This story is not true and not mine. Disney owns.
Notes: Part 1 of Sea Elements

[PotC fic] Driftwood

ceria_taliesin! Will-fic-a-thon fic for you!

fucking HELL but this is strange, just to warn you...(it's a five part ficlet series, consider Sunstroke to be part one; parts two, four, and five are in production...)

NOTE: Some bits might make more sense if you've read Sunstroke first.

title: Driftwood
fandom: PotC
pairing: Other/Will, Jack/Will, Elizabeth/Will
rating: NC-17

There was never a sound beside the wood but one,
And that was my long scythe whispering to the ground.
What was it it whispered? I knew not well myself;
Perhaps it was something about the heat of the sun
- Robert Frost, 'Mowing'

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Disclaimer: This story is not true and not mine. Disney owns.
Notes: Part 3 of Sea Elements, beta thanks to linaelyn and guede_mazaka

[PotC fic] Leave-takings

Title: Leave-takings
Fandom: PotC
Pairing: W/E, W/J
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: This story is not true and not mine.

Notes: inspired by hija_paloma Relinquish (probably might make more sense if you read it first), and was written in thanks for the rareslash recs...

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[OUaTiM fic] Five Things That Never Happened to Sheldon Jeffery Sands

_{meeeeeep. ::hugs to mauralabingi and fajrdrako:: I sorry, I jumped the gun...}

[Five Things that Never Happened is a multi-fandom sub-genre of five different AU's strung together and presented as a single fic]

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fandom: OUaTiM
disclaimer: not my characters
pairings: implied
warnings: as gory as the film and includes death

Five Things That Never Happened to Sheldon Jeffery Sands

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author's notes: Fic is dedicated to inkbug for her picspam. And many many thanks to inkbug, lil_neko, and linaelyn for beta!

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[edit] Am curious, wanna take an exit poll? Question: what disturbed you the most while reading '5 Things That Never Happened to SJS'?

[RPAS fic] Production Notes

::grins:: Just when you thought it couldn't get worse.

Title: Production Notes
Author: permetaform
Fandom: RPAS! (for an explaination/prequels, go here)
Pairing: Acting/Johnny Depp (implied Camera/Johnny)
Rating: PG?
Disclaimer: Not making money off this.

Summary: "You see, when two beings love each other very much..."

Warning: mpreg

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Yes, I am demented. I was looking through my mailing lists to see where else I might post this and. well. I'm on the mpreg list anyways and...::facepalm::

The entire RPAF fic list.

[RPAS fic] Shutter and Release

::is laughing SO HARD::

RP-A-S!!!! ::CROWS::

What? you may ask.

Real Person Anthropormorphic Slash

::is SO AMUSED::


Title: Shutter and Release
Author: permetaform
Fandom: RPAS!
Pairing: Camera/Johnny Depp (implied Paparazzi/Camera, Paparazzi/Johnny, Acting/Johnny)
Rating: R?
Disclaimer: Not making money off this.

Summary: Make love to the camera, Johnny.

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[Incidentally, I am very glad that no one asks for my notes because no one else can read my handwriting, because while most of the page might be chemi-osmotic gradients and cellular voltages, the margins are slash filled. Even so, luckily, they're usually just outlines and notes...]

[edit] More RPAS fic anyone? ::supergrins::

[HP fic] Double-Edged

::faceplant:: godDAMMIT. WHY do I have to get buggered by a fic-bunny when I DON'T HAVE THE FRELLING TIME TO WRITE?!

Luckily only took ~30 min, realized midway through that it fit the contrelamontre challenge.

Title: Double-Edged
Fandom: HP
Rating: G
Disclaimer: This story is not true and not mine.

Summary: Godparenting and molding and manipulation. Hopefully this isn't the story you think you know.

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[HP drabble] Retaliation

That's IT! ::stamps foot::

HP drabble. Completely implied non-con Voldemort sex.

Could be considered disturbing content.

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[LotR drabble] On The Road To Moria

ladysorka's post reminded me that I haven't stored my L/G drabble on lj yet.

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[PotC fic] CTRL+'S', an ALT+F4 ficlet

Title : CTRL+'S'
Viewpoint: [[Sparrow]]
Author: permetaform
Disclaimer: Not my universe, not my AU universe, not my characters, not getting any swag. Boo. Hiss. Arrr.

Summary: Sparrow's legends, sea turtles and all, refreshed.

Notes: Part of musexmoirai's ALT+F4 universe. Give her much love for creating this lovely playground.

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[PotC fic] ALT+F4 (POV Scarlett)

Title: "Re: compense"
POV: [[scarlett]]

Author: permetaform
Pairings: Pintel/Ragetti, Scarlett/Ragetti, Jack/Scarlett
Rating: PG13?
Warning: bastardized html and sys. code, and ...erm...how do I classify this thing???

Disclaimer: I don’t own the PotC universe; heck, I don’t even own this *alternate* universe. Don’t own the characters either. Pity, that.

Summary:

To: Sparrow
Re: compense
Input? (y|n)

Notes: Part of musexmoirai’s wonderful ALT+F4 universe. Send her love for creating such a wonderful space to play in.

More Notes: This is really really REALLY wierd. Just to warn you.

And yet, More Notes: This is going to make NO SENSE without reading the third part of her ALT+F4 series...

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[PotC fic] Leaving Cast

Title: Leaving Cast
Author: permetaform
Disclaimer: Not mine. No profit.
Warning: Character deaths
Pairing: OT3
Rating: Nonexplicit
Archive: Tell me


inspired by:


Summary:

Captain's log, May the 18th, 1760 - pirates Jack Sparrow and William Turner were hanged yesterday, at noon.

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yeah, so I took my own challenge...

[PotC fic] Binding

was written for the pirates500

Title: Binding
Summary: You can't properly bind your hand by yourself. Neither can Jack Sparrow.
Pairings: Jack/Will (UST), others if you squint sideways
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Archive: Ask.

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Four Moments of Mourning

Four Moments of Mourning

Summary: Would you die for him?
Once for every moment?

Disclaimer: I do not own anybody and
am not making profit now or in the future.

Thanks to: Munky for betaing
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[HP fic] Quite So Pure

posting this because I'm still paranoid

Quite So Pure
by Kanzeyori

Note: could be considered AU
Summary: Lucius Malfoy is good at Transfiguration
Disclaimer: I do not own anybody and am not making profit now or in the future.

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"When the stars threw down their spears

And water'd heaven with their tears,

Did he smile his work to see?

Did he who made the Lamb make thee?"

-William Blake

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[HP fic] Take One Step Away

archiving fic 'cause paranoid yes.

<td> Take One Step Away by Kanzeyori
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine and I'm not trying to sell it. Summary: ...and what's the meaning of love anyway?
A spoof of the HP cliches, that grew a plot on me.
Go figure. Thanks to: Munky for betaing and B:tVS for Xander's linoleum comment. Note: Updated 4.18.3

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[PotC fic] Asphyxiation

Title: Asphyxiation
Author: permetaform
Fandom: PotC
Pairing: Will/Elizabeth and Jack/Will
Rating: PG
Archive: Tell me.
Disclaimer: This story is not true and not mine. Disney owns.
Author Notes: This was mostly a self-challenge to see if I might be able to justify the popular SeaLonging!Will with the more canon Blacksmith!Will. Was also somewhat affected by my vid.

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[OUaTiM fic] And In The Darkness

Title: And In The Darkness
Author: permetaform
Summary: Sands adjusts.
Rating: R?
Pairing: Sands/El
Archive: just include a link to kanzeyori@yahoo.com or my LJ
Feedback: Yes please; and critique will be loved and adored.
Disclaimer: Not mine, no money earned.

Warning: LotR quote taken into and out of context

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Follow Me Down

Follow Me Down

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AN: Really mostly gen., pairing if you squint, strangeness ahoy. Many thanks to Nightmaric for the prompt.

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Its a murky twilight, and even the busy streets seem muted and a little hollow. That's not rare these days though, to have Konoha feel like it's trembling in on itself.

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Memoirs Of A

Memoirs Of A

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: I'd wanted to post an older!NaruKaka, but this was taking up Doc Manager space and the Epic would not stop growing. ::wry::

Warning: KakaNaru, semi-underage, non-explicit.

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"Ah Kakashi-san!" She bowed. "Good evening."

He tilted his head at the mistress of the house. He would normally not revisit a place, especially not one where he's apparently recognized, but.

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And I Would Walk 500 Miles

And I Would Walk 500 Miles

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: Brain was eaten by SheWhoHasLostHerMind's prompt and thanks to romantiscue for audiencing. XD

Warning: KakaNaru, NaruKaka, non-explicit.

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"He won't."

"He will."

"I'm telling you there's no way. It's a one in a billion chance."

"Is that a bet?"

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And I Would Walk 500 More

And I Would Walk 500 More

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: Brain was eaten by Tale 4's universe and Under the Oak Tree's prompt and... this happened.

Warning: KakaNaru, NaruKaka, non-explicit. CRACK. And hijinks. Will not make sense until you read Tale 4, and may not make sense even then. Female!Kakashi, sometimes female Naruto.

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"Stop moping," her best friend demanded when she opened the door. "Look, I know that you thought you'd have more time together but she was fucking eighty for crying out loud. She had to go sometime."

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To be the Man who Walked a 1000

To be the Man who Walked a 1000

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: Brain was eaten by crack. Pure, utter crack. XD

Warning: NaruKaka, KakaNaru, het, hijinks, strangeness, omfg Sasuke XD. READ TALES 4 AND 5, else this would really, really not make sense.

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Sasuke loves his mother and thinks she's wonderful, even if she kind of embarrasses him sometimes, like with her constantly calling him cute even though he's fifteen and with reading her trashy novels and with his name. Who the hell named their kids something Japanese when their last name was O'Harris? ( Read more... )

Icarus Rises

Icarus Rises

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and am not making money off this.

AN: Set in Ancient Greece. Might make more sense if you're aware of Athenian pederasty (the practice of having older lovers, 'erastes', court male teens, 'eromenos'). Thanks to Fallen-chan for the prompt!

Warning: KakaNaru, M/M/F, EXPLICIT SEX, mostly older Naruto. Sparse use of Japanese names in an inappropriate culture. ::wry:: Apologies! I couldn't figure out a way around it, and the lack of names got too confusing. And I couldn't figure out a workable equivalent in Greek. x.X;;

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The blond comes to him at night, and he pulls him in from the window and shuts it tight.

"You shouldn't keep coming here," he says, pressing his face into the crook of that tanned neck, "You're already an adult."

The young man who used to be his eromenos just buries himself deeper into his embrace and chuckles, "I don't see you letting me go."

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Miles to Go Before I Sleep

Miles to Go Before I Sleep

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AN: KakaNaruKaka. Naruto's 10~26ish over the course of this, pretty much gen. Thanks to smiley95 for the prompt! Sorta spoilers for a bit of the Pein arc. Credit to Robert Frost for title inspiration.

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It's the fall festival and finally Naruto had a yukata so he could attend! He'd never had the money to buy one before, and the shopkeepers didn't want to rent one to him. But Jiji gave this nice one to him, a happy burnt-orange color with a pattern of yellow leaves, and told him to try to keep it clean, but not very seriously. Naruto just made a face at the old man, because the shopkeepers didn't think he could keep theirs clean either!, and promised that he would.

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The Emperor's New Clothes

The Emperor's New Clothes

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AN: KakaNaruKaka. Naruto's 23ish? Hijinks. Thanks to romantiscue for audiencing and Wingwyrm for pinging me onto Iruka! XD

Warnings: None, pretty much gen.

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Iruka.

Sandaime-sama. ...is there something wrong?

I appreciate the thought, and your kindness, but would have to ask you to cease and desist.

But it's just—

That's an order.

Hokage-sama, with all due respect, I can't take him out shopping?

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Breadcrumbs

Breadcrumbs

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AN: KakaNaruKaka. Naruto's 26.

Disclaimer: Kishimoto owns Naruto, the bitch.

Warnings: Er. Sorta het? Sorta explicit? XD It's all in the first paragraph tho.

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"...and she moaned as Kentaro thrust into her, thighs shaking with the effort of balancing on the railing, and the chill wind teasing at where they were so so hot. No one had better look up, Yukia thought, or at least they better have enough self preservation to shut the hell-"

"That never happened." Kakashi blinked his eye open slowly and coughed.

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Meditations on the act of Not-Failing

Meditations on the act of Not-Failing

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AN: NaruKakaNaru. Naruto's various ages, but the relationship happens when he's like 16.5.

So there was this challenge in the KakaNaru LJ comm...And it was only supposed to be one sentence per prompt. But I failed at it... BECAUSE I WROTE TOO MUCH. And I repost because I think they turned out rather well, and 'cause they worked out into a single universe. The prompts were: sunshine, regret, desire, death, white, road.

Warnings: NC-17, hops around time-wise, a lot of story between the cracks.

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(road)

"Kakashi."

"Yo." He gave a lazy wave towards Asuma, not taking his eye from the training field.

"Shouldn't you be like, training them?"

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Meditations on the art of Not-Speaking

Meditations on the art of Not-Speaking

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AN: NaruKakaNaru. Naruto's various ages, but the relationship first happens when he's around 16.5.

There were more challenges in the KakaNaru LJ comm and I decided to stick them in the same universe as the previous set. The prompts were: rain, family, surprise, wet, mask.

Warnings: reaaaally NC-17 for a couple of them, hops around time-wise, a lot of story between the cracks, 'surprise' is kinda kinky.

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(mask)

"You know, I don't know who he thinks he's kidding." Asuma muttered, looking back down at the shoji board.

"Oh?" Shikimaru glanced up and around. From the noise he'd guess that Naruto was back from his several-year-long trip. And there, off in the distance, so he was, bookended by one of the Sanin and Sharingan no Kakashi, who had his nose in a new book.

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