insta-rec: XD

[permetaform]

Sometimes...

Sometimes there's crack. And then sometimes there's good crack.

And sometimes there's the special crack.

Sometimes crack comes along that's so special that you cannot encompass it.

Are we surprised that this crack is in SGA?

(They have Teyla singing like a hobbit. And this is SGA canon. So you realize the depths to which fanfic has to run to catch up.)

They went to the Asgard alien, Hymen or Hernia or whatever his name was. They didn't care, their minds were preoccupied with the matter at hand.

"Put our cocks back," John hissed threateningly. "It's awkward me having Rodney's cock and him having mine. It's probably against U.S. military policy."

~ Swap/Meet by rosemending

Comments

[miriam-heddy.livejournal.com]

Some funny lines, but I think maybe I just don't like cocks enough, because I found myself going, “Ew” about the time I reached the words, "I remember how it gets fat and plump.

[permetaform]

::giggles:: yeah, I think they were going for that. ::loves the absurdity::