...all I want for Christmas...

[permetaform]

Piece #12 for circe_tigana's 882 Ways to Appease the Heathen Gods challenge

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::whirling rip in the space-time continuum::

::permetaform peeks in, shifty-eyed::

::jumps out, snatches a coin out of a pirates' hands::

"You want it?" ::waves gold in front of their eyes::

"Follow me." ::ducks under swords and leaps back into the rip::

::sprints across the Lawn as scribbling out something on an envelope and tucking the coin in::

"Huff puff wheeeeeze."

::pounds on the front door and hands it to the nearest guy in suit and sunglasses::

"Rush delivery, ASAP!"

The Secret Service peers at the address label.

George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20500

::uses Jedi Mind Trick (tm)::

"Yes ma'am, right away ma'am."

::grins as they race to put the coin into the Shrub's hands::

::holds open the door for the pirates::

Comments

[that-one-chick.livejournal.com]

Lmao! Best work yet. XDD

[permetaform]

is it too much to ask Santa, y'think?

[that-one-chick.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling you're not the only one with something like that on your wish list.

[fancyfox.livejournal.com]

*sniff* What a beautiful Christmas wish...

[permetaform]

::wipes a tear from me eye:: it 'tis, no?

[juniper200.livejournal.com]

But a maimedbypirates!Bush means a Cheney presidency with Ashcroft ascendant! We don't want that, for the love of god, no!

There's only one answer: You've got to deliver two more coins! Faster, woman! There's no time!!

(loved it)

[permetaform]

::claps hands to mouth:: you're right! ::weeps:: oh where am I to get two more coins tho?!

::blinkity:: ...tho. the problem would be solved if polislash existed. See, then they'd all be in the same bed and three birds killed with one stone! XD

(thank you!)

[fancyfox.livejournal.com]

Heathen gods bless us... everyone!

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

I think I love you.

[permetaform]

::glompity:: why thank you!

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

Woo!! Loved this bit! We must send pirates after Bush, yes, yes, we must.

EXCELLENT work, love. =)

[permetaform]

::bows:: thankee luv! and don't think I didn't see your entry too in the chest! ::glompity!:: you're writing again! most glorious, yes!

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!

You rock like an ever-so-rocking thing.

[topmaster-rull.livejournal.com]

pinkdormouse can't stop giggling at that so she asked me to reply.

I don't suppose you'd be looking for a bodyguard about now, would you? Only I never pass up an opportunity to use live ammunition; and now that my deputy, t_cotton, has his own LJ, I'm starting to worry that he might be after my job as well.

Rull

[permetaform]

::bows:: at your service, ma'am

[t-cotton.livejournal.com]

Here, who said I wanted your job? That sounds like work, that does.

Cotton

[pinkdormouse.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the insanity, I've packed them off back to their own fandom now.

*muffled sounds emerge from two mailbags marked 'for the attention of Firstmaster Chairholder Uvanov, Company Central, Kaldor City, Kaldor'*

Gina

[permetaform]

live ammo always spruces up a place I'd say. feel free t'make yourselves at home, comfy-like, yes? ::grins::

[permetaform]

m'dear! without insanity this LJ space would be...un-permetaform! Insanity is welcomed with open arms and extra tentacles! (and the occasional mollestation of J-f-D...)

[topmaster-rull.livejournal.com]

Glad we understand each other.

So, would you like this Johnny character fetched over. Me and Cotton seem to be at a bit of a loose end right now.

Rull

[pinkdormouse.livejournal.com]

Just watch them though. Rull likes shooting things and Cotton blows things up, whether you want him to or not.

Gina

[permetaform]

ooo, that WOULD be lovely, yes.

but I would keep him with Vanessa and the children for now, at least for x-mas...tho if you could schedule in a few hours when he's taking a break from filming PotC 2, but haven't taken off his costume yet, that would be most utterly *lovely*...

[topmaster-rull.livejournal.com]

Gootcha. I'll put it into my scheduler... there you go.

Hold on, this is Iago's scheduler.

Cotton! Have you been going through my stuff again?

Rull

[aea]

Hee.
*leaves treats for your brain*

[permetaform]

::brain scarfs treats happily::

[sjkasabi.livejournal.com]

Hey, just reading through all the drabbles now, and I _specially_ love this one!

[permetaform]

thank you! and yes, the Bush? *needs* to get *out* of that office...

[twistingflame.livejournal.com]

::squees and bounces up and down with joy::

This is the best one yet! ::hugs::

[permetaform]

::waves "Down with the Shrub!" sign::