...all I want for Christmas...

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Piece #12 for circe_tigana's 882 Ways to Appease the Heathen Gods challenge

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::whirling rip in the space-time continuum::

::permetaform peeks in, shifty-eyed::

::jumps out, snatches a coin out of a pirates' hands::

"You want it?" ::waves gold in front of their eyes::

"Follow me." ::ducks under swords and leaps back into the rip::

::sprints across the Lawn as scribbling out something on an envelope and tucking the coin in::

"Huff puff wheeeeeze."

::pounds on the front door and hands it to the nearest guy in suit and sunglasses::

"Rush delivery, ASAP!"

The Secret Service peers at the address label.

George W. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20500

::uses Jedi Mind Trick (tm)::

"Yes ma'am, right away ma'am."

::grins as they race to put the coin into the Shrub's hands::

::holds open the door for the pirates::

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::brain scarfs treats happily::